John Oates to Play Agoura Hills Nightclub…with Garfunkel?
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John Oates w/Special Guests Garfunkel & Oates (Female UCB Comedy Songwriting Duo) @ The Canyon Club, Agoura Hills Sat Jul 11
Hang on – two girls from the UCB who call themselves Garfunkel and Oates are opening for John Oates in Agoura? How exactly did this happen again? In Oates’ own words:
They are amazing. I’ve seen them on the web, but never seen them live. We have a little surprise planned…
I discovered them on the web, emailed them, and said, “Hey, you guys are amazing! I’m going to play the Canyon Club, do you want to come out and open for me?
We’ll have an extended conversation with solo artist John Oates, one half of the bestselling rock duo Hall and Oates, hitting the site soon. Stick around.
» John Oates’ 1000 Miles of Life is out now
» Garfunkel and Oates (official site)
I’m texting Jesus right now & I’m asking Him to please take the wheel. Drive me as far away from this potentially catastrophic show as you can, Father.
How can you ask a group to perform LIVE with you when you’ve never seen/heard them perform live? They may be doing the equivalent of what lip synching is to singing but with regards to their live instrumentation. *slaps forehead with open palm*
What is the special surprise, John Oates is singing in autotune and doing a song featuring T-Pain, Akon & Kanye (East because Kanye West is with Amber Rose who is really with her girlfriend Tiffany who usually dates transsexuals, but thought Amber was one because she’s baldheaded and has a strong jaw…oh, hell)?
Jesus, please hurry and take this wheel because I removed my spare. You know I needed more room for my shopping bags and Neiman had a sale.
Good luck w/ that show.
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