Comments on: John Oates to Play Agoura Hills Nightclub…with Garfunkel? http://www.losanjealous.com/2009/07/07/john-oates-to-play-agoura-hills-nightclub-with-garfunkel/ Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:05:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: John Oates: The Losanjealous Interview: “The Mustache is Not Me, and I’m Not the Mustache…” http://www.losanjealous.com/2009/07/07/john-oates-to-play-agoura-hills-nightclub-with-garfunkel/comment-page-1/#comment-245352 John Oates: The Losanjealous Interview: “The Mustache is Not Me, and I’m Not the Mustache…” Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:34:56 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/?p=20298#comment-245352 [...] Hall & John Oates @ Morongo Casino Resort and Spa Fri Sep 11 A few weeks back, John Oates played an Agoura Hills nightclub with a pair of local Upright Citizen’s Brigade girls. We gave you an interview tease at that [...] [...] Hall & John Oates @ Morongo Casino Resort and Spa Fri Sep 11 A few weeks back, John Oates played an Agoura Hills nightclub with a pair of local Upright Citizen’s Brigade girls. We gave you an interview tease at that [...]

]]> By: Not Keeping Up http://www.losanjealous.com/2009/07/07/john-oates-to-play-agoura-hills-nightclub-with-garfunkel/comment-page-1/#comment-244956 Not Keeping Up Sat, 11 Jul 2009 09:52:54 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/?p=20298#comment-244956 I'm texting Jesus right now & I'm asking Him to please take the wheel. Drive me as far away from this potentially catastrophic show as you can, Father. How can you ask a group to perform LIVE with you when you've never seen/heard them perform live? They may be doing the equivalent of what lip synching is to singing but with regards to their live instrumentation. *slaps forehead with open palm* What is the special surprise, John Oates is singing in autotune and doing a song featuring T-Pain, Akon & Kanye (East because Kanye West is with Amber Rose who is really with her girlfriend Tiffany who usually dates transsexuals, but thought Amber was one because she's baldheaded and has a strong jaw...oh, hell)? Jesus, please hurry and take this wheel because I removed my spare. You know I needed more room for my shopping bags and Neiman had a sale. Good luck w/ that show. I’m texting Jesus right now & I’m asking Him to please take the wheel. Drive me as far away from this potentially catastrophic show as you can, Father.

How can you ask a group to perform LIVE with you when you’ve never seen/heard them perform live? They may be doing the equivalent of what lip synching is to singing but with regards to their live instrumentation. *slaps forehead with open palm*

What is the special surprise, John Oates is singing in autotune and doing a song featuring T-Pain, Akon & Kanye (East because Kanye West is with Amber Rose who is really with her girlfriend Tiffany who usually dates transsexuals, but thought Amber was one because she’s baldheaded and has a strong jaw…oh, hell)?

Jesus, please hurry and take this wheel because I removed my spare. You know I needed more room for my shopping bags and Neiman had a sale.

Good luck w/ that show.

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