To Do This Evening: Scam Free Cocktails From Taxpaying Bra Shop With “Ample Sized Babes” Running Around Modeling The Goods Down Around Heliotrope & Melrose
File under press releases that elicited many giggles this week:
Wanted to invite you to this event my client, Jenette Bras, is doing on 8/25. Jenette Bras is a luxury lingerie retailer that specializes in sizes D – K. The event is open to the public and there will be a live fittings with ample sized babes, free booze, a surprise giveaway, and more. Is this something you’d include on your blog? I’ve also included a release on the store FYI. Look forward to hearing from you.
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Hot August Night – Tuesday, August 25th 6 – 9PM
Come and cool off with chilled cocktails and hot jazz on the back patio, as we celebrate our first four months
Tuesday, August 25th 6 – 9PM
4308 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90029
ONE-NIGHT ONLY DISCOUNTS
LOVELY LADIES of appropriate amplitude modeling our LATEST LINGERIE
and introducing Jenette Bras’ signature summer cocktail:
the LAVENDER STRAP
So, yes! Be sure to turn out this evening for a live, in-person “mouth cocktail fitting” featuring your very own plus-sized, swollen, heavy-hanging Lavendar Strap: more than a mouthful, that one, any way it falls into the glass. Next, watch in stitches as I capture your profile – motorboating the verysame Lavendar Strap no less – with my mobile device, and casually upload it to Facebook, Flickr, Twitter, Losanjealous.com and your maternal grandmother’s inbox with surprising deftness, tagging your first name, your last name, your age, the cocktail’s name and potency level, the time of day and the name, purpose and precise geolocation of the “Size D – K” event right before I saunter off to the back patio. See you there.
» Jenette Bras: Size D-K (official site)