Blood on the Banked Track:  L.A. Derby Dolls @ the Doll Factory, 9/13/2008

Blood on the Banked Track: L.A. Derby Dolls @ the Doll Factory, 9/13/2008

4.29pm. September 13, 2008. Hollywood, CA. Countless readers have written in asking how DF spent the just-concluded roller derby mid-season hiatus, and the answer should…

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O Pioneertown, Part II: Roadtripping to the Camper Van Beethoven & Friends Campout, Pioneertown Palace, 9/12/2008

O Pioneertown, Part II: Roadtripping to the Camper Van Beethoven & Friends Campout, Pioneertown Palace, 9/12/2008

Welcoming Campout effigy 1.57pm. El Monte, CA. DF barrels eastward down the 10 freeway and through the San Gabriel Valley. Losanjealous recedes into the distance,…

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O Pioneertown, Part I:  Portending the Camper Van Beethoven & friends Campout, Pioneertown, CA, 9/11 - 9/13, 2008

O Pioneertown, Part I: Portending the Camper Van Beethoven & friends Campout, Pioneertown, CA, 9/11 – 9/13, 2008

DF is heading out to the desert this weekend, compadres. And no, this time it’s not about hitting the latest hip sex-addiction rehab spot, or…

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Hello, Engorge Us! All-you-can-eat Pavilion @ Dodger Stadium, 9/6/08

Hello, Engorge Us! All-you-can-eat Pavilion @ Dodger Stadium, 9/6/08

The freest food in the free world Pre-game warm-up. DF sits impatiently in the southbound 101 traffic. Don’t these goddamned slow-ass motorists realize they’re interrupting…

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Lowest Posted Speed Limit in Losanjealous

Lowest Posted Speed Limit in Losanjealous

9.46pm, August 17, 2008. Alongside Verdugo Rd., Eagle Rock, CA. Police officer: “I clocked you going 2 3/4 mph, son. Let’s see that license and…

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