47 BC: Julius Caesar conquers Pharnaces II of Pontius at Zela, and famously observes, “Veni vidi vici,” which roughly translates to “I may have a…
Political acumen. DF has it. Whether showing up at a Tea Party rally clad only in my American-flag codpiece, schmoozing and floozing with my politico…
No, that title’s not a typo, as some waggish editorial types suggested. I didn’t mean to write “meat,” but “heat,” as in the one-hundred-twelve-million degree…
DF has beefs (pl.=”beeves”?) with an unusually high number of geographical areas. Rhode Island won’t speak to me after I told it that having “Providence…
Alas, summer 2010 is drawing to a close in Losanjealous. You can tell from the oppressive suffocating heat and the leaves beginning to take their…
