The most recent meeting of the Losanjealous Board of Directors took place at Frankie and Johnnie’s Pizza, west Sunset Strip. If you’ve never been to Frankie and Johnnie’s, you should know that all manner of celebs and pseudo-celebs have markered up the walls with quasi-witty aphorisms about pizza accompanied by quasi-legible signatures. While you sit and longingly caress Mandy Moore’s name, a sign near the cash register keeps the peace by advising “DO NOT SIGN THE WALL WITHOUT PERMISSION.”
We scour the walls now over beers and penne pizza, searching for the most absurdly foolish name in sight. Who’s been here?!?
“Dog the Bounty Hunter, solid entry” …
“Who the hell’s this dude with ‘Girls Gone Wild’ scrawled under his name?” …
“Hey man – over here. That’s Frank Stallone, man.” …
“Where?” …
“Get the hell ou…THAT IS FRANK STALLONE.” …
“How the hell would you even know Frank Stallone is in your establishment?”…
“Hey speaking of. Whatever happened to that Frank Stallone Across America tour travelogue we were supposedly getting?” …
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