Forget the LAPD’s Most Wanted List. Vanessa Etourneau just made *my* most wanted list. She speaks six languages, dresses sharply and has excellent penmanship (as evidenced by check forgery to the tune of $136K). What’s not to like? Oh yeah, she might steal my shit and skip town.
When you look like LaToya Jackson circa 1991, you gotta take advantage.
Sargeant: Put out an APB on a Phillip Choâ€¦black hairâ€¦brown eyesâ€¦medium buildâ€¦
If you enjoyed the Where’s Waldo series as a child, here’s your change to dust off your spatial recognition skills and apply them to find the Fugitive of the Week.