Orphaned in Los Angeles this Thursday and looking to volunteer your services to mankind before boozing away your loneliness with a $5 jug of Carlo Rossi per tradition? Get creative and make up your own project post-haste; updated status of some of the largest food-related volunteer opps follows.

LA Downtown Mission Thanksgiving: FULL
Midnight Mission: FULL
Food on Foot: FULL
GobbleGobbleGive @The Echo: FULL
Post-Soda Stereo Concert Baconwrapped Cart Vendor Helpers Intl: OPEN; LIMITED
Westside Thanksgiving: FULL, but they do need the following items dropped off at the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium this evening…..

• large boxes of instant potatoes
• large cans green beans (jumbo cans)
• jumbo cans turkey / chicken gravy
• jumbo cans cranberry
• Bottles of Patrón Añejo and Silver (NOTE: BRING THESE DIRECTLY TO MY HOUSE; THEY WILL BE RE-ROUTED TO THE PROPER AREA)

Happy Thanksgiving.