King Torta Dismayed at Teenage Daughter's Perceived Lack of Interest in Son of King Taco

King Torta Dismayed at Teenage Daughter’s Perceived Lack of Interest in Son of King Taco

Above: Prince Taco, scoundrel; eligible bachelor and heir apparent to the throne of Taco TORTA, LOSANJEALOUS (Losanjealous):: Trouble brews in the east — in the…

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Tito's Tacos User Manual, Chapter 4: The Box

Tito’s Tacos User Manual, Chapter 4: The Box

Fig. 1. 1. Upon lifting off the lid off your Tito’s Box™, do not become alarmed should you see only fried tortilla triangles (“chips”) and…

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Barack Chooses Taco Mate: Al Pastor or Chicken?

Barack Chooses Taco Mate: Al Pastor or Chicken?

From Oregon’s Mid-Williamette Valley’s StatesmanJournal: Customers at Luis’s Taqueria on Front Street in Woodburn were caught by surprise Friday when Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack…

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Photo Op: Hillary Votes King Taco

Photo Op: Hillary Votes King Taco

Crushing a taco at the Boyle Heights King Taco, Hillary erases any and all doubt that she’s one of the people. No word on whether…

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Reader Picks 2007: The Official Results

Reader Picks 2007: The Official Results

Live, in person, fresh out of the oven, here are the official tallies of our 2007 end-of-year reader polls. Discover within our readership a rampant…

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