Believe it: Microsoft Paint-wielding blogger Perez Hilton is rumored to be getting his own Warner imprint. (Stereogum has a nice recap of the NYT article right here).

The question is begged.

Gary Busey may have had no role to support at the Kodak Theatre last night, but he had no problem securing an inordinate amount of press this morning thanks in no small part to an awkward, yet Buseyly sincere, double-kiss to Jennifer Garner’s (admittedly kiss-fetching) neck on the red carpet. Did you miss the clip? It’s here in all its cringe-inducing glory, or you can just read about it in results 1 – 10 of about 14,300 for gary busey red carpet (0.74 seconds) and/or results 1 – 10 of about 33,700 for gary busey jennifer garner (0.17 seconds).

The question is begged.