How To Create A 110′ Tall Tree Out Of Multiple Trees And Make It Look Perfectly Fake: The Grove Christmas Tree Primer

How To Create A 110′ Tall Tree Out Of Multiple Trees And Make It Look Perfectly Fake: The Grove Christmas Tree Primer

treeFor Christ’s Sake! It’s That Time of Year Again…

How To Create A 110’ Tall Tree Out Of Multiple Trees And Make It Look Perfectly Fake: The Grove Christmas Tree Primer

  1. Put up gigantic phallic tree trunk, sans branches
  2. Add PVC sprinkler piping
  3. “Screw” branches into place, tying or affixing to other branches where need be
  4. Not too many, and not too irregular!
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Coverage Roundup: Friday’s Trolley Crash At The Grove

Coverage Roundup: Friday’s Trolley Crash At The Grove

“I was on the top of the trolley and it was going full speed and then we just crashed,” said Wonoh Massaquoi, who was celebrating her graduation from the University of Southern California with family and friends.

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Hot Hot Heat To Play Canadian Tribute Show @ Grove Thursday

Hot Hot Heat To Play Canadian Tribute Show @ Grove Thursday

hot hot heat @ the greek

HEADS UP AND SHOPPING
Hot Hot Heat @ The Grove just outside Crate and Barrel Thu 5/8

In a not altogether unpuzzling turn of events, Hot Hot Heat will play a free show at everybody’s favorite Vegas-sized mall The Grove™, tomorrow evening, for the Canadian Board of Tourism. [Open article]

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BY POPULAR DEMAND: High-Resolution Photos of The Grove™ Luxuriously Cushy Shade-Enabling Devices Offered iPhone Loiterers

BY POPULAR DEMAND: High-Resolution Photos of The Grove™ Luxuriously Cushy Shade-Enabling Devices Offered iPhone Loiterers

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Grove To Self: Today’s iPhone Clusterfuck Goal In Full-On OutFuckingPerform Status

Grove To Self: Today’s iPhone Clusterfuck Goal In Full-On OutFuckingPerform Status

’iphoneTHE GROVE (Losanjealous):: One of our hundred-dozen field reporters sends in these topical, in-the-moment photos of the overabundance of noontime fools denizens currently serving time outside the Grove Apple Store as they anxiously await the six o’clock hour this iDay. [Open article]

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