Come on, fess up…how many times have you been sitting there at the Bourgeois Pig or that sushi joint on Franklin, gazing across the street at the Addams-Family-Mansion-looking Scientology Celebrity Centre…
These LAPD essays were given to me by some 12 year-olds I met recently.
Recommended Show of the Week: Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswalt @ Largo. 99% of standup comedy is unwatchable. Monday night at Largo you have the rare chance to see the good shit. A narcotics cop will dip his pinky into this show, taste, nod, smile and confirm by saying “pure.”
Ladies and gentlemen of the jazz jury, thank you for having me today. If you’ve done any culinary exploring in LA whatsoever, chances are good that you already know way more than you ever wanted to know about the two restaurants downtown that both claim to have invented the french-dipped sandwich in early 1908.