Celeb Centre Opens Its Doors To You In Exchange For $17 And Your Home Address

Celeb Centre Opens Its Doors To You In Exchange For $17 And Your Home Address

Come on, fess up…how many times have you been sitting there at the Bourgeois Pig or that sushi joint on Franklin, gazing across the street at the Addams-Family-Mansion-looking Scientology Celebrity Centre…

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LAPD Essay Contest Entries

LAPD Essay Contest Entries

These LAPD essays were given to me by some 12 year-olds I met recently.

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LA Concert Calendar: August 8 - 14

LA Concert Calendar: August 8 – 14

Recommended Show of the Week: Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswalt @ Largo. 99% of standup comedy is unwatchable. Monday night at Largo you have the rare chance to see the good shit. A narcotics cop will dip his pinky into this show, taste, nod, smile and confirm by saying “pure.”

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The People V.  Henry Cole V. Philippe Mathieu

The People V. Henry Cole V. Philippe Mathieu

Ladies and gentlemen of the jazz jury, thank you for having me today. If you’ve done any culinary exploring in LA whatsoever, chances are good that you already know way more than you ever wanted to know about the two restaurants downtown that both claim to have invented the french-dipped sandwich in early 1908.

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Yo Manna is So Not Up To Code...

Yo Manna is So Not Up To Code…

Messy wrote in to tell us K-Town’s $15 All You Can Eat BBQ joint, Manna was shut down Friday night.

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