Profile: Statue Shack Outside Magee's Donuts

Profile: Statue Shack Outside Magee’s Donuts

Sometimes you walk out of Magee’s Donuts (6705 Santa Monica Blvd, Tinseltown, USA) with your warm croissant and cup of coffee and think to yourself, “Isn’t it time I bought one of those tiny replicas of Michelangelo’s David for my front yard / desk?” At these times, and additionally at many many times which are not those times, Statue Shack is there for you.

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Suck on Chili Dogs Outside the Tastee Freez For Free Today

Suck on Chili Dogs Outside the Tastee Freez For Free Today

Like every red-blooded American, I love free shit. Except when it is literally shit. In celebration of its 44th anniversary, Wienerschnitzel will be handing out one free chili dog to daring patrons between 5 and 8 pm Tuesday. They’re also throwing in a sample-size Tastee Freez ice cream cone chaser presumably to neutralize the chilidog acid.

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SMMOA Promotes Occult, Booze, Oki-Dogs*

SMMOA Promotes Occult, Booze, Oki-Dogs*

Ouija Board, Ouija Board, Ouija board….Could you work for me? And if not, could I at least scam a free few cocktails and wander over to Track 16? From the Santa Monica Museum of Art…

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Damn Right I'm Heading For The Gopher

Damn Right I’m Heading For The Gopher

Free Sushi? Technorati? Cool Downtown Bar? Booze? People who know a hell of a lot more about writing blogs than I do? Check, Check, Check, Check, Check. No-Brainer.

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Lawncare Jobs Outsourced to Goats

Lawncare Jobs Outsourced to Goats

Goats are cute. And they eat brush. So San Pedro shipped in 143 goats to clear the overgrowth at Peck Park Canyon before California’s fire season arrived. The goats arrived June 28 and are expected to finish up the 12-acre job by early this week .

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