Are you as tired of Coachella speculation as I’ve intended for you to be yet? If not give me time, but if so, take comfort in the fact that we’ve a 100% Coachella-free baconwrapped hot dog article hitting the stands later today.

RIGHT NOW, THOUGH: Today’s rampant speCoachellulation: Flight of the Conchords. They’re scheduled for an instore appearance at Amoeba Records on April 24 - the day before the festival - yet their official Los Angeles gigs aren’t until the end of May - at the Orpheum - a Goldenvoice venue. Do the math. Having seen Tenacious D appear between the Strokes and the Foo Fighters in Indio back in ‘02, I’m responsibly predicting a similar surprise this year. Discuss.

HEADS UP
Flight of the Conchords @ Orpheum Theatre Fri 5/30

Remember your 33rd birthday
You threw a great big party
And all of your friends were there for you
Jemaine, Greg, and me
We brought you a cake in the shape of a four and a three
‘cause we all thought you were forty three

General onsale at noon today. Stop refreshing that dead Radiohead link and get it together. Good luck.

 

HEADS UP
Flight of the Conchords @ Orpheum Theatre Fri 5/30

Cheer up Murray
It’s time to forget
Your wife met someone on the net
Let’s go and get an ice cream

Having already conquered our coveted “Pick of the Week” slot last year, Bret and Jemaine shall again bring the live experience to Los Angeles, end of May. Presale begins today at 10; general onsale begins tomorrow at noon. Tix are $32. Who’s your favorite character?