Cellshots: Trees With Canes (Santa Monica)

trees with canesI don’t know what it is about trees with canes but they crack me the hell up every time. These guys are the elder statesmen of nature and if they had mouths you just know they’d be sporting dentures and saying shit like “Wisenheimer” “Whippersnapper” and “Back in my day we didn’t used to…” To top everything else off, they always have big knobby knees and wrinkly old bark with liver spots. Frankly, they could not resemble your grandpa more. Respect your elders! The next time you see a tree with a cane stop laughing and ask him if there are any errands you can run for him. One day you too will be old.