Losanjudgment: Vito’s Pizza vs. Danny DeVito

By Ron - Thursday May 10th 2007

Which Italian is the better stallion–local eatery Vito’s Pizza or diminutive actor Danny DeVito? A question plaguing scholars for ages. Until now. Until Losanjudgment.

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Danny DeVito	Vito’s Pizza	Advantage
Stands 4’11″	Next to 7-11	DeVito
Protected by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins	Protected by St. Joseph and baby Jesus	Vito
Married to Rhea Perlman	Married to the mob	Vito
Produces comedies with elements of crime	Produces calzones with elements of thyme	Vito
Played Louie De Palma	Plays Louis Prima	DeVito
Ruined It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia	Ruined the “can’t get a NY slice in LA” argument	Vito

Losanjudgment: Veni, Vidi, Vici, Vito
Vitoâ€™s Pizza

Vito’s Pizza
846 N La Cienega Blvd
(310) 652-6859

Bonus Tracks:
St. Joe is ready to take your order
St. Joseph watches over Vitoâ€™s cash

Why do I feel like I’m eating at a Gap?
Vitoâ€™s Pizza at the Gap

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9 Responses to “Losanjudgment: Vito’s Pizza vs. Danny DeVito”

Posted by Nooch 5/10/07 at 1:35 pm #

My family has a pizzeria in Boston, 4 generations
and this Pizza is equally as good.. The cheese is so fresh it makes you cry… The Veggie Pizza
is addictive, for to the skinny at heart people..
This man went from Motor Oil to Olive Oil either
way he keeps his customers well lubricated and happy!!! 7 Stars for VITO….
Posted by Ron 5/10/07 at 6:26 pm #

If Vito’s was in NYC it would be one of the top 10 slices in the city. I said it.
Posted by Dan 5/11/07 at 10:34 am #

I am going there today for the first time – can’t wait!
Posted by Lula Mae Broadway 5/23/07 at 5:18 pm #

I’ll never forgive Vitos for leaving Silver Lake – Never! Fie! Fie! Am a native New Yorker and Vitos is the real deal.

Though we do have the yummy Nicky D’s close by; highly recommend.
Posted by jr 6/20/07 at 11:49 pm #

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Posted by maria 6/21/07 at 12:09 am #

WOW!!! I was on vacation in LA from NJ,,and let me tell u,,i have never tasted pizza like this befor,,Vito’s is the best pizza i have ever tasted..Im a true Italian,,both parents born in Italy,,my father has even owned pizzeria’s, so i know good pizza when i taste it..This pizza was even better then my father’s.. The dough was fresh,,the sauce was fresh,,the cheese was out of this world..Everyone should at least go there once just to give it a try,,i promise you,,you will be back for more at least 4 times a week.
Posted by Vigg from Philly 11/5/07 at 2:25 pm #

Why Danny DeVito’s head on a slice of pizza? I dont get it – not that I am against it – I just don’t understand it?
Posted by Tommaso 8/20/08 at 9:04 am #

I am an Italian-American of the Ellis Island trek, Philadelphia to Boston and Providence points all places. Vito e` un prima pizzeria! I feel at home in the real sense. All the workers are fluent Italians! This is a dream come true! Little Italy can begin building up with businesses like this reminiscent of the Little Italy’s of the east coast. For any true Italians it is a breath of fresh air. I love these guys and what they are doing. They deserve the LITTLE ITALY LOS ANGELES AWARD 1ST PLACE!
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