Losanjudgment: Vito’s Pizza vs. Danny DeVito
By
Ron - Thursday May 10th 2007
Which Italian is the better stallion–local eatery Vito’s Pizza or diminutive actor Danny DeVito? A question plaguing scholars for ages. Until now. Until Losanjudgment.

| Danny DeVito |
Vito’s Pizza |
Advantage |
| Stands 4′11″ |
Next to 7-11 |
DeVito |
| Protected by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins |
Protected by St. Joseph and baby Jesus |
Vito |
| Married to Rhea Perlman |
Married to the mob |
Vito |
| Produces comedies with elements of crime |
Produces calzones with elements of thyme |
Vito |
| Played Louie De Palma |
Plays Louis Prima |
DeVito |
| Ruined It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia |
Ruined the “can’t get a NY slice in LA” argument |
Vito |
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Losanjudgment: Veni, Vidi, Vici, Vito

Vito’s Pizza
846 N La Cienega Blvd
(310) 652-6859
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St. Joe is ready to take your order

Why do I feel like I’m eating at a Gap?
