Losanjudgment: Vito’s Pizza vs. Danny DeVito

Which Italian is the better stallion–local eatery Vito’s Pizza or diminutive actor Danny DeVito? A question plaguing scholars for ages. Until now. Until Losanjudgment.


Danny DeVito Vito’s Pizza Advantage
Stands 4’11″ Next to 7-11 DeVito
Protected by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins Protected by St. Joseph and baby Jesus Vito
Married to Rhea Perlman Married to the mob Vito
Produces comedies with elements of crime Produces calzones with elements of thyme Vito
Played Louie De Palma Plays Louis Prima DeVito
Ruined It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Ruined the “can’t get a NY slice in LA” argument Vito

Losanjudgment: Veni, Vidi, Vici, Vito

Vito’s Pizza
846 N La Cienega Blvd
(310) 652-6859

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