Craptastic Cell Phone Photo of the Week: The New Generation Is High To Glue To Fuck The Type Quickly

By Ryan - Friday July 06th 2007

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As a non-subtle reminder Losanjealous constantly mines, sorts and processes the cruddiest cell phone photos ever taken, weekly, for your cheap enjoyment. Friday, the week’s most egregious is bestowed the honor CRAPTASTIC CELL PHONE PHOTO OF THE WEEK.

This week’s winner comes from our very own Jeannette, as she travels abroad:

Unbeatable Chingrish…Katrina M found this. She cameraphone’d it to me. It’s on a tub of glue….and try as I might for the rest of my life, I don’t think I can ever beat this.

After the jump, photo submission instructions and two incredibly shitty cell phone photos taken by yours truly at last night’s Hammer Museum concert featuring Foreign Born & Great Northern. ARE YOU IN THE PHOTO? …

Massive Queue Outside
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Foreign Born: View From Above
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8 Responses to “Craptastic Cell Phone Photo of the Week: The New Generation Is High To Glue To Fuck The Type Quickly”

Renee : 7/6/07 at 1:54 pm

Ha- sweet! I can really see myself there, third/fourth row towards the right. I was wearing white so I can recognize my shirt there. I had a good view of that guy who was playing with Foreign Born who had unusually gross and hairy arms.
V. : 7/6/07 at 2:23 pm

I demand this picture be disqualified for being far too sharp for craptastic status. It looks better than most of my Leica Panasonic’s shots.
Ryan : 7/6/07 at 3:01 pm

An admitted valid point; it’s certainly not to the level of craptastic we like to see. Nevertheless we must also take photo content into consideration, and ‘The New Generation Is High To Glue To Fuck The Type Quickly’ leapt to the front of the pack, with aplomb, in unbroken pidgin english.
pam : 7/6/07 at 6:27 pm

yeah, that’s pretty damn good.
i’m not sure if that can be outdone.
Jeannette : 7/6/07 at 11:49 pm

V….
Asians abandoned the Razr long ago. There are no more craptastic camera phones available here. Next time I’ll apply a gausian blur or something.
J
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