Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Craptastic…
As a non-subtle reminder Losanjealous constantly mines, sorts and processes the cruddiest cell phone photos ever taken, weekly, for your cheap enjoyment. Friday, the week’s most egregious is bestowed the honor CRAPTASTIC CELL PHONE PHOTO OF THE WEEK.
Behold yon photos to the right of these words. . .
- Decemberists (in theory)
- Hollywood Bowl
- Ryan’s Craptastic Motorola RAZR™, give or take a few bottles of budget Mondavi
Can you actually make out the Decemberists on said stage? Can you even make out said stage? In either photograph? Fuck no! That’s the mark of a champion. Get to work. We’ve already received submissions of the ludicral variety this week.
Your cutoff for submitting that stellar capture of the toilet at the Los Angeles Zoo, the rare capture of Jan Michael Vincent in the produce section at Vons, that alcohol-infused, one-of-a-kind oki-dog digi-postcard texted at 2am to the folks back home is midnight, Thursday.
Send your photo to craptastic@losanjealous.com for consideration. Include date, time, and model of phone (if applicable).
I don’t own a cell phone. Wild, eh?
Ryan, I apologize for my lack of submissions as of late, but that is what happens when one buys a camera small enough to carry in a purse everyday. I have to rethink this whole crappy cell phone pic vs. cute little digital camera thing so I can enter more contests.