Caption Contest Time

By Ryan - Friday February 15th 2008

My Favorite Press Release Photo Thus Far This Morning Is:

[redacted for the good of mankind]

Forget the fact that it’s grainy beyond belief. Best caption in the comment section wins a staggering (and I do mean staggering) cd prize pack from the Losanjealous music library. Actual caption as sent by publicist will be divulged end-of-day-ish (and then promptly deleted from our collective memory). Hop
to it.

UPDATE, 430pm:
Here it is, the official press release caption and photo credit information. This one had nothing to do with [redacted for the good of mankind], and everything to do with [redacted for the good of mankind]. Comment section stays open through the weekend. Have a good one. R

PHOTO CAPTION: [redacted for the good of mankind]

PHOTO CREDIT: [redacted for the good of mankind].

What now?

36 Responses to “Caption Contest Time”

Posted by eric k 2/15/08 at 11:52 am #

Boy I wish I brought that blow with me.
Posted by chad 2/15/08 at 12:31 pm #

“Goddammit I hope nobody ends up using this in some cruddy “Friday Caption” contest….”
Posted by Danny 2/15/08 at 12:48 pm #

I guess it beats this one.
Posted by Jasmine 2/15/08 at 12:56 pm #

Hmm I wonder If I can get into her pants
Posted by Stephanie M 2/15/08 at 2:03 pm #

“She’s my type…the Botox in her face prevents her from showing how she really feels about me!”
Posted by yo 2/15/08 at 2:27 pm #

“Golly! I hope mine don’t look as fake as hers!”
Posted by Zeke 2/15/08 at 2:37 pm #

Damn, I forgot to tape my nipples.
Posted by T-dub 2/15/08 at 2:38 pm #

“Miller Lite re-thinking logo use in photo backdrops.”
Posted by thumbtack 2/15/08 at 2:45 pm #

What the fuck is this shit?
Posted by Matt V 2/15/08 at 3:37 pm #

“Thanks honey, that’ll be ten dollars. Next!”
Posted by Ryan 2/15/08 at 3:50 pm #

Above: Losanjealous Escort and Charge. Credit: Losanjealous MustacheCam 8000
Posted by Steph M 2/15/08 at 4:25 pm #

To Learn More About Us go to:
http://www.douchebagsunite.org
Posted by matt 2/15/08 at 5:33 pm #

Danny: “You put the Grrr in cougar baby”
Lucia: “You put the bona in Bonaduce.”

97.1 *Wretch” FM
Posted by sycz 2/16/08 at 2:00 am #

like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Posted by JSnark 2/16/08 at 8:48 am #

I’d bon her ducci..

sorry that’s all I got
Posted by jeff 2/16/08 at 9:25 am #

Lucia and Danny seen together announcing their new Learning Annex class, “How to Get the Senior Discount at Dennys and still look fabulous.”
Posted by oakling 2/16/08 at 7:15 pm #

Jeff: Oh, burn!
Posted by Walt 2/17/08 at 11:05 am #

“Can’t talk…coming down.”
Posted by Garry 2/17/08 at 11:11 am #

“A f’n shame I ain’t into tits that look like leather wallets.”
Posted by Martin 2/17/08 at 11:14 am #

“I might be desperate but this is ridiculous.”
Posted by Martin 2/17/08 at 11:16 am #

“Look honey, I don’t care if you wear dentures..nobody sucks a dick better than Florence Henderson.”
Posted by Wip 2/17/08 at 12:39 pm #

No seriously, what’s a G.I.L.F.?
Posted by Stan 2/17/08 at 12:41 pm #

“Hard to believe that I got more ass when I was 11 than I do now.”
Posted by Gladstone 2/17/08 at 12:42 pm #

I don’t think there’s a surgical procedure in the world to make us look good together.
Posted by Johnn 2/17/08 at 12:46 pm #

For the last time, I’m NOT Gary Coleman!
Posted by Lance 2/17/08 at 7:34 pm #

Why not…I’ve done worse.
Posted by Sully 2/17/08 at 7:38 pm #

I used to be the biggest star in the world. Now this. At least it ain’t Celebrity Boxing.
Posted by Skip Bittman 2/17/08 at 7:40 pm #

I need a new agent.
Posted by Tommy Shanks 2/18/08 at 5:53 pm #

Living proof that two wrongs do not make a right.
Posted by Ryan 2/19/08 at 10:36 am #

Ok, let’s put this nonsense to bed. If you have a favorite above, be heard by commenting now or forever wonder what might have been. Winner will be selected at 6pm using an algorithm concocted by mailbot6000 which takes into consideration (a) subject matter (b) hilariousness of caption or pointed lack thereof (c) popularity of caption within the reader base. Winner will be notified EOD.
Posted by Matt V 2/20/08 at 8:43 am #

so, who won?
Posted by Lars 2/21/08 at 2:34 pm #

..and the winner is??
Posted by Ryan 2/21/08 at 4:19 pm #

Mea culpa, I have been travelling. But now I have returned. And the winner is…
Posted by Ryan 2/21/08 at 4:19 pm #

…
Posted by Ryan 2/21/08 at 4:19 pm #

Can you stand the tension?
Posted by Ryan 2/21/08 at 4:21 pm #

Several good ones but Matt V takes the game ball this week for comment #10. He generated the most laughs in the office.

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