Caption Contest Time
My Favorite Press Release Photo Thus Far This Morning Is:
[redacted for the good of mankind]
Forget the fact that it’s grainy beyond belief. Best caption in the comment section wins a staggering (and I do mean staggering) cd prize pack from the Losanjealous music library. Actual caption as sent by publicist will be divulged end-of-day-ish (and then promptly deleted from our collective memory). Hop
to it.
UPDATE, 430pm:
Here it is, the official press release caption and photo credit information. This one had nothing to do with [redacted for the good of mankind], and everything to do with [redacted for the good of mankind]. Comment section stays open through the weekend. Have a good one. R
PHOTO CAPTION: [redacted for the good of mankind]
PHOTO CREDIT: [redacted for the good of mankind].
Boy I wish I brought that blow with me.
“Goddammit I hope nobody ends up using this in some cruddy “Friday Caption” contest….”
I guess it beats this one.
Hmm I wonder If I can get into her pants
“She’s my type…the Botox in her face prevents her from showing how she really feels about me!”
“Golly! I hope mine don’t look as fake as hers!”
Damn, I forgot to tape my nipples.
“Miller Lite re-thinking logo use in photo backdrops.”
What the fuck is this shit?
“Thanks honey, that’ll be ten dollars. Next!”
Above: Losanjealous Escort and Charge. Credit: Losanjealous MustacheCam 8000
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Danny: “You put the Grrr in cougar baby”
Lucia: “You put the bona in Bonaduce.”
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like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
I’d bon her ducci..
sorry that’s all I got
Lucia and Danny seen together announcing their new Learning Annex class, “How to Get the Senior Discount at Dennys and still look fabulous.”
Jeff: Oh, burn!
“Can’t talk…coming down.”
“A f’n shame I ain’t into tits that look like leather wallets.”
“I might be desperate but this is ridiculous.”
“Look honey, I don’t care if you wear dentures..nobody sucks a dick better than Florence Henderson.”
No seriously, what’s a G.I.L.F.?
“Hard to believe that I got more ass when I was 11 than I do now.”
I don’t think there’s a surgical procedure in the world to make us look good together.
For the last time, I’m NOT Gary Coleman!
Why not…I’ve done worse.
I used to be the biggest star in the world. Now this. At least it ain’t Celebrity Boxing.
I need a new agent.
Living proof that two wrongs do not make a right.
Ok, let’s put this nonsense to bed. If you have a favorite above, be heard by commenting now or forever wonder what might have been. Winner will be selected at 6pm using an algorithm concocted by mailbot6000 which takes into consideration (a) subject matter (b) hilariousness of caption or pointed lack thereof (c) popularity of caption within the reader base. Winner will be notified EOD.
so, who won?
..and the winner is??
Mea culpa, I have been travelling. But now I have returned. And the winner is…
…
Can you stand the tension?
Several good ones but Matt V takes the game ball this week for comment #10. He generated the most laughs in the office.