Vice Magazine Finds Uranium in Keith Morris’s Hair

Keith performing with OFF!, Coachella 2011 by Sung

As a fan of both Keith and OFF!, I thought this was pretty funny. Have a great weekend.

WE ANALYZED KEITH MORRIS’S DREADLOCK
It Contained Uranium and Arsenic

…The next time we heard from [OFF!], they told us that not everyone was into it. Initially, we figured it was Keith who was uncomfortable with the idea because he felt singled out due to the situation on his head. But for the record, we must state that Dimitri Coats, Steven Shane McDonald, and Mario Rubalcaba—three supposed punks who between them were in Burning Brides, Redd Kross, and Rocket From the Crypt—were, for whatever reason, scared of having their precious manes inspected by weirdo pseudoscientists in Texas. Keith, however, was totally game and immediately FedExed us a little furry cigar.

Read the rest at Vice Magazine.