(Developing) ANNOYING PARKING LOT LOUDSPEAKER OUTSIDE BOX-STREWN, CHAPTER-LADEN SUNSET JUNCTION BEHEMOTH REPEATEDLY LOOPING NONSENSE BLATHER ABOUT REFUSING TO PLAY BRIT, PUFFY

Yep, it’s true. We should have some interesting takes on the retailer’s death later today. For now, CNNMoney.com has the scoop:

The retailer’s Web site and call center will cease to operate after Jan. 18.
Circuit City said employees will receive 60 days notice of the termination.
Employees who are laid off earlier will get pay and benefits for the 60-day period beginning Friday. (source)

Such bullshit. Where the fuck do I go to pay $136 for a 6′ HDMI cable now (no interest, 3 mos). Where the fuck do I go to pay $69 for an RCA cable. (Did You Know? “Old-school” Ludicroid-Marketing-Deprived RCA cables may be purchased at your nearest 99 cent store for, you guessed it, 99 cents) Who in the holy living fuck am I supposed to harass for a replacement fuse for this 37-year-old Harman Kardon? Etc.

Not done, bitches. Guess where I just blogged this post. CIRCUIT CITY, MOTHERFUCKERS. WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BLOG NOW. Shit’s dyin’ all ’round me this week. Such bullshit.
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