By Ryan - Thursday September 20th 2007
Spotted last night @ Clap Your Hands Say Not Quite Sold Out. The discovery floored me. Moments later I would be accosted by a chef in white, asking me if I’d prefer the hummus plate or the giant Hebrew National. Verbatim dialogue:
ME: I want both man. I want the juiced sausage, but split LONG WAYS - in four parts - for all four of us. On top of the hummus.
CHEF IN WHITE: We can do that.
ME: You can slice it the long way? The LONG way?
CHEF IN WHITE: What the fuck is wrong with you?
