The Lincoln Blvd Cock Car
Sometimes the most extraordinary things have the most ordinary beginnings. For example: this was once a normal Oldsmobile, loved dearly by the uncle and aunt who raised it.
But while it excelled in science, those accomplishments were often overshadowed by its innate shyness.
OLDSMOBILE: “Er…would anyone like to go to the new exhibit at the science hall with me?”
It was, however, that same devotion to science that was to bring about a monumental change in the car’s life! For one day, at an atomic energy demonstration, a rooster absorbed a fantastic amount of radiation — And in sudden shock, bit the nearest thing!
OLDSMOBILE: “OW!”
OLDSMOBILE (thinks to self): “Wh - What’s happening? I feel strange! As if my entire body were charged with some sort of weird energy!”
[pecks at ground]
OLDSMOBILE (thinks to self): “Incredible! Instead of high octane gasoline I crave feed!”
[honks horn]
OLDSMOBILE (thinks to self): “Oh, my gosh! I can’t help but honk my horn at the break of dawn!”
OLDSMOBILE: “It’s as if I’ve suddenly gained the abilities and strength of…of a ROOSTER!”
Las Aventuras del Gallo Cubano
827 Lincoln Blvd
Santa Monica, CA
Photo by Lauren
