The Lincoln Blvd Cock Car
Sometimes the most extraordinary things have the most ordinary beginnings. For example: this was once a normal Oldsmobile, loved dearly by the uncle and aunt who raised it.
But while it excelled in science, those accomplishments were often overshadowed by its innate shyness.
OLDSMOBILE: “Er…would anyone like to go to the new exhibit at the science hall with me?”
It was, however, that same devotion to science that was to bring about a monumental change in the car’s life! For one day, at an atomic energy demonstration, a rooster absorbed a fantastic amount of radiation — And in sudden shock, bit the nearest thing!
OLDSMOBILE: “OW!”
OLDSMOBILE (thinks to self): “Wh – What’s happening? I feel strange! As if my entire body were charged with some sort of weird energy!”
[pecks at ground]
OLDSMOBILE (thinks to self): “Incredible! Instead of high octane gasoline I crave feed!”
[honks horn]
OLDSMOBILE (thinks to self): “Oh, my gosh! I can’t help but honk my horn at the break of dawn!”
OLDSMOBILE: “It’s as if I’ve suddenly gained the abilities and strength of…of a ROOSTER!”
Las Aventuras del Gallo Cubano
827 Lincoln Blvd
Santa Monica, CA
Photo by Lauren
They eat just about everything else on cattle and pigs, so surely Mexicans eat penis as well. I know that Cantonese and Singaporeans do; fried deer penis is quite the delicacy in Singapore.
Pete, if Cubano means Mexican in Spanish, then does Aventura mean penis?
Oh, I know it was Cuban, I was just thinking about tacos and my penis, like I always am.
I’m sure you knew that. I’m also sure you read the story before commenting. Excuse me while I go back to eating the national food of my people…penis taco.
Penis taco is the national food of Lebanon?
Lebanese immigrants to Mexico introduced penis al pastor to locals who considered buche, sesos, and ojos to be a little too safe.
Yes, that was Salma Hayek. Blame her for cochinita pibil as well.
You guys are effing hilarious! I wanna be JUST LIKE you when I grow up. And I MEAN that. Sincerely. LOL
I could significantly improve my action if I drove that car.
I like cochinita pibil…
I’m with you, Joshua. Why are those windows tinted? If you’re going to drive a cock car, let your cock car-driving beauty shine.
after much thought, i decided that i don’t think the guy who drives that car is trying to compensate for a lack of anything. just saying, his is a pretty blatant statement.
and do you think the tension would be palpable if the cock car met the wienermobile?
There’s only one way to find out, lauren. Cock Car vs. Wienermobile…in the ultimate game of chicken. At the Griffith Park Planetarium, of course.
of course.
The Cock car has inspired me to eat more chicken bi products.
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