Mr. T Visitor Guide: Neverland Ranch Intervention

By Jeannette - Monday August 14th 2006

The Basics: Some fool that’s crazier than Murdock high-tailed it to Bahrain and left all his animals behind. How you gonna feed your elephants, alligators and giraffes from Bahrain, fool? Mr. T jumped in the van and left the fools of Los Angeles unpitied and jibber-jabber unchallenged for the day as he initiated “Operation Neverland Ranch Intervention”.

Neighborhood: BFE

Address: 5225 Figueroa Mountain Rd , Los Olivos, CA 93441

Why You Should Visit: Mr. T can’t feed these animals every day. Spendin’ too much time in the van with Hannibal and Face makes a T mad! Take your own load of supplies to Neverland Ranch and throw ‘em over the fence!

Additional Notes: Giraffes eat acacia leaves, elephants eat bamboo, carrots and bananas and alligators eat meat so be careful, fool!

What now?

7 Responses to “Mr. T Visitor Guide: Neverland Ranch Intervention”

Julie : 8/14/06 at 10:03 am

Oh My God, this is the ultimate cataclysm of illness and brilliance. Sick, I tell you! My whole adult life, I have desired to visit the neverland ranch. And until now, I have not found anyone crazy enough to actually pursue this dream. And then you go and juxtapose the T. This is too much, too, too much.
Victor : 8/14/06 at 11:25 am

Julie, can we steal that hook ‘ultimate cataclysm of illness and brilliance’? Kinda sums things up around here nicely. I’m thinking maybe a tastful cross stitch with it to hang in our lobby.
Metroblogging Los Angeles : 8/14/06 at 11:58 pm

Should this column be titled a. Sweatin’ Bullet Points…

… b. Blog Angeles, c. LA Blogosphere 360, or d. none of the above? Feel free to write your response or any write-in entries in the comments… LA City Nerd doesn’t hide his displeasure toward the city’s website announcing the…
Amy : 10/16/06 at 3:34 pm

you are some kind of sick genius, young lady.
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melissa taylor : 10/1/09 at 11:34 am

i would really love to go to neverland on day.ever though i hate micheal i really thank that he done a grate thing when he made never land soooooooooo glad that i ant at school 2 day peace out latter