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Mr. T Visitor Guide: Neverland Ranch Intervention

By Jeannette - Monday August 14th 2006

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The Basics: Some fool that’s crazier than Murdock high-tailed it to Bahrain and left all his animals behind. How you gonna feed your elephants, alligators and giraffes from Bahrain, fool? Mr. T jumped in the van and left the fools of Los Angeles unpitied and jibber-jabber unchallenged for the day as he initiated “Operation Neverland Ranch Intervention”.

Neighborhood: BFE

Address: 5225 Figueroa Mountain Rd , Los Olivos, CA 93441

Why You Should Visit: Mr. T can’t feed these animals every day. Spendin’ too much time in the van with Hannibal and Face makes a T mad! Take your own load of supplies to Neverland Ranch and throw ‘em over the fence!

Additional Notes:
Giraffes eat acacia leaves, elephants eat bamboo, carrots and bananas and alligators eat meat so be careful, fool!




What now?

8 Responses to “Mr. T Visitor Guide: Neverland Ranch Intervention”

  1. Posted by Julie 8/14/06 at 10:03 am # Reply

    Oh My God, this is the ultimate cataclysm of illness and brilliance. Sick, I tell you! My whole adult life, I have desired to visit the neverland ranch. And until now, I have not found anyone crazy enough to actually pursue this dream. And then you go and juxtapose the T. This is too much, too, too much.

  2. Posted by Victor 8/14/06 at 11:25 am # Reply

    Julie, can we steal that hook ‘ultimate cataclysm of illness and brilliance’? Kinda sums things up around here nicely. I’m thinking maybe a tastful cross stitch with it to hang in our lobby.

  3. Posted by Metroblogging Los Angeles 8/14/06 at 11:58 pm # Reply

    Should this column be titled a. Sweatin’ Bullet Points…

    … b. Blog Angeles, c. LA Blogosphere 360, or d. none of the above? Feel free to write your response or any write-in entries in the comments… LA City Nerd doesn’t hide his displeasure toward the city’s website announcing the…

  4. Posted by Amy 10/16/06 at 3:34 pm # Reply

    you are some kind of sick genius, young lady.

  5. Posted by Help Us Buy Neverland Ranch On March 19 2/27/08 at 11:34 am # Reply

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  7. Posted by melissa taylor 10/1/09 at 11:34 am # Reply

    i would really love to go to neverland on day.ever though i hate micheal i really thank that he done a grate thing when he made never land :) soooooooooo glad that i ant at school 2 day peace out latter

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