Mr. T Visitor Guide: Elvira Incident, Hollywood

Mr. T Visitor Guide: Elvira Incident, Hollywood

Sometimes T has a lesson to teach you fools! Holidays are times for burying the hatchet. Now before you fools go gettin’ ideas about burying…

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Mr. T Visitor Guide: Wayne Coyne Incident, SXSW

Mr. T Visitor Guide: Wayne Coyne Incident, SXSW

The setup: I PITY THE FOOL that schedules the All Smiles show at 1:30. Mr. T was on another recon mission in Austin for this…

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Mr T. Visitor Guide:  Why I Has A Beef Wif Lady Sovereign

Mr T. Visitor Guide: Why I Has A Beef Wif Lady Sovereign

The setup: Mr. T was late to the Tony Bennet show at the Kodak Theatre. Parking’s scarce for a tactical command unit and that fool…

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Mr. T Visitor Guide: Neverland Ranch Intervention

Mr. T Visitor Guide: Neverland Ranch Intervention

The Basics: Some fool that’s crazier than Murdock high-tailed it to Bahrain and left all his animals behind. How you gonna feed your elephants, alligators…

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Mr. T Visitor Guide: The George Michael Bathroom

Mr. T Visitor Guide: The George Michael Bathroom

The Basics: Listen up, fool! If you go for a walk in the park in Beverly Hills stay out of the bathroom! Neighborhood: Beverly Hills…

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