![Mr. T Visitor Guide: Elvira Incident, Hollywood](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/elvira.jpg)
Sometimes T has a lesson to teach you fools! Holidays are times for burying the hatchet. Now before you fools go gettin’ ideas about burying…
![Mr. T Visitor Guide: Wayne Coyne Incident, SXSW](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/tcoyne.jpg)
The setup: I PITY THE FOOL that schedules the All Smiles show at 1:30. Mr. T was on another recon mission in Austin for this…
![Mr T. Visitor Guide: Why I Has A Beef Wif Lady Sovereign](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/LST02-470x140.jpg)
The setup: Mr. T was late to the Tony Bennet show at the Kodak Theatre. Parking’s scarce for a tactical command unit and that fool…
![Mr. T Visitor Guide: Neverland Ranch Intervention](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/neverland2-470x140.jpg)
The Basics: Some fool that’s crazier than Murdock high-tailed it to Bahrain and left all his animals behind. How you gonna feed your elephants, alligators…
![Mr. T Visitor Guide: The George Michael Bathroom](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Mr2-Twillrogers2-470x140.jpg)
The Basics: Listen up, fool! If you go for a walk in the park in Beverly Hills stay out of the bathroom! Neighborhood: Beverly Hills…