From the Vaults of Bill DeMarco: “(Untitled Romantic Comedy/Ghost Project)”
Bill DeMarco’s missing but his archives aren’t.
Each week (Come on.–Ed.) Losanjealous will present works formerly in progress from the coffee maven unpadded and unbowdlerized. Presented in an easy-to-read format and accompanied by Bill’s own comments (grey script).
Join us won’t you as we look inside the mind behind the man.
TYLER COLEMAN has it all: looks, taste, clothes. The king of clubland. But he’s bored. Enter AURORA HAZE. Beautiful, sexy, down. There’s only one problem: she’s a ghost. What happens when a player gets played. . .by a ghost???
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INT. NIGHTCLUB–NIGHT–“OFF THE HOOK”
TYLER COLEMAN holds court at the (something cool). Drinks flowing, bass pumping, ladies aplenty. He is joined by his cohorts KAZZ and SHORTY. They look like well-dressed lawn dwarfs and are about as well-spoken. SHORTY KAZZ SHORTY KAZZ TYLER SHORTY TYLER HOT GIRL TYLER SHORTY KAZZ SHORTY
How do you do it? I mean how do you just fuckin’ stand there at a bar and then all of a sudden this hot chick just comes up to you and you’re all like “Hey what’s up I’m cool.” KAZZ SHORTY TYLER HOT GIRL #2
TYLER SHORTY [as SHORTY and TYLER converse, KAZZ pulls out his BLACKBERRY] KAZZ SHORTY KAZZ SHORTY TYLER |
This sucks. What time is it? 3:38. Jesus. It’s so late I’m writing down what time it is. I need to masturbate.
[Editor’s Note: Unpadded and unbowdlerized. As promised.]