From the Vaults of Bill DeMarco: “(Untitled Romantic Comedy/Ghost Project)”
Bill DeMarco’s missing but his archives aren’t.
Each week (Come on.–Ed.) Losanjealous will present works formerly in progress from the coffee maven unpadded and unbowdlerized. Presented in an easy-to-read format and accompanied by Bill’s own comments (grey script).
Join us won’t you as we look inside the mind behind the man.
TYLER COLEMAN has it all: looks, taste, clothes. The king of clubland. But he’s bored. Enter AURORA HAZE. Beautiful, sexy, down. There’s only one problem: she’s a ghost. What happens when a player gets played. . .by a ghost??? Good. Concise. |
| INT. NIGHTCLUB–NIGHT–”OFF THE HOOK”
TYLER COLEMAN holds court at the (something cool). Drinks flowing, bass pumping, ladies aplenty. He is joined by his cohorts KAZZ and SHORTY. They look like well-dressed lawn dwarfs and are about as well-spoken. SHORTY KAZZ SHORTY KAZZ TYLER SHORTY TYLER HOT GIRL TYLER SHORTY KAZZ SHORTY
How do you do it? I mean how do you just fuckin’ stand there at a bar and then all of a sudden this hot chick just comes up to you and you’re all like “Hey what’s up I’m cool.” KAZZ SHORTY TYLER HOT GIRL #2
TYLER SHORTY [as SHORTY and TYLER converse, KAZZ pulls out his BLACKBERRY] KAZZ SHORTY KAZZ SHORTY TYLER |
This sucks. What time is it? 3:38. Jesus. It’s so late I’m writing down what time it is. I need to masturbate.
[Editor's Note: Unpadded and unbowdlerized. As promised.]
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Thanks for fishing this gem out, Ukrainian spam!
Was this DeMarco Dispatch really over TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO?
It’s a new day in America–where are you now that we need you BDeM?!
Jesus, good stuff. DeM may have in fact been one of the most under-appreciated, unsung (pun not intended), unknown contributors ever to have graced these pages. I am going to find him, wherever the fuck he is, and I am going to get Will to help me if need be, and together we are going to strangle and/or tickle him until he agrees to end this maddening silent period. If Jay-Z can come out of retirement…