Every week Blake and readers just like him send me grainy, blurry, sometimes horribly-framed yet always interesting photos of life in Los Angeles as seen through the lenses of their trusted telephones. Every week, never fail. Join us now, won’t you, as we take a look at the latest offerings…From Blake’s Phone.

Top of the morning, denizens! I’ve had a truly lovely week of vacation here in beautiful downtown Culver City but now it’s time to shrug it off, grab a cuppa joe, walk in that Sandalwood Conference Room at the Marina Del Rey Courtyard Marriott and begin processing and uploading shitty cell phone photos for your amusement and disgust. Starting off today is a blurred-as-hell stealth capture of John Tesh at the 3rd Street Farmers Market, if we are to believe the capturer:

Tesh kokomo cafe 9/30/07

After the jump: Sign Madness! Hot Dogs! Vending Machine Restockers! Your Submission Instructions AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF WORTHLESS, TOTALLY SFW CRUDDY PHOTOS! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ! ? ! ? ! ?

Refilling the wristbands

Pinks and barbie

this priceless garage sale sign in universal city promised to vend a heady mix of wares, including furniture, TVs, and human children (apparently the latter with great enthusiasm, since “Kids” is underlined twice). How tragic that i missed it.

I took the attached photo while Standing in Front of the Washington Mutual on LaBrea just south of Melrose Saturday Morning 9/29 with my crappy Motorola phone. According to the sign on the door I need to ask my dog if she minds waiting outside while I go inside.

time to make the donuts!

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