Your 2008 Downloadable-and-printable V-Day Card

We would like to extend a heartfelt “thank you” to our readers, contributors, advertisers and – especially – our publicity spammers with a lovely dual-colored bouquet of beets on this day of days. We just can’t beet you. INSTRUCTIONS: (1) Right-click image. Save to desktop. Print on color printer. (2) Affix to cardstock. (3) Write personalized note on back. (4) Stuff into tiny envelope. (5) Make the dog lick the envelope. (6) Give to classmate. (7) Be mine?