Mysterious, sporadic, occasionally inappropriate – not unlike your grandfather – the Losanjealous Benevolent Society compiles strange happenings and fun events in LA; the more bizarre, the better. If you’re organizing or know of an event you think belongs on the list, send the info to tips@losanjealous.com.

FRIDAY

American Zombie Premiere @ Laemmle Sunset 5
Since when did you turn down a zombie movie on the big screen? $6 coupon for the opening weekend here. Showtimes: 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30 & 10:00. Q&A schedule: Friday (3/28) and Saturday (3/29) after the 7:30PM show.

SATURDAY

Santa Monica Airport Art Walk
Free; 1:00 – 5:00pm. Browse the art, look at planes, possibly look at art depicting planes. The Ruskin Group Theater will perform highlights from its popular trademark monthly offering at 2 p.m., 3 p.m. and 4 p.m.; admission to the theatre is equally free. Send Hamp Simmons up to heaven in style this year. Won’t you? @ Santa Monica Airport (Directions)

Color Blind opening reception @ project: gallery
This show represents a study in black and white, with minimal uses of color from featured artists Ken Garduno and Tom Haubrick. Guests are encouraged not to add color to the works. Free booze. 7-10pm; 8545 Washington Blvd. – Culver City

Swap Meet @ Betalevel
Piracy – Karaoke – Conviviality – all within the confines of a basement in Chinatown. If you’ve never been, now’s the time.