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Coachella Checkpoint Queue Concept: Consider Cabazon ‘Creation Conondrum’ Coloring Book

By Ryan - Tuesday April 08th 2008

Mr. Rex
Our thanks to everyone who turned out to Casino Morongo last weekend, making the party what it was. While in the area I snapped a few photos of the legendary beasts of Cabazon before venturing home Sunday, tail between legs.

As you sully forth to Coachella mere weeks from today, be sure to wave to Dinny and Mr. Rex in Cabazon some 20 miles west of your final destination. Better still, park the car and stock up for the impending Coachella security line. The legendary beasts are currently being used to teach children that dinosaurs are only a few thousand years old, but don’t let that stop you from entering the door in Dinny’s tail, plodding up the stairs to the propaganda-laden gift shop and eventually buying a few creationist coloring books – essential and ideal for filling that small portion of your life you will lose in the massive Indio queue. Don’t forget Crayolas, and remember: By Design, Not By Chance.

» Cabazon Dinosaurs (official site) (wiki) (LAT) (previously on LJ)

Bonus! After the jump, Dinny ponders creationism silently


Dinny ponders

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4 Responses to “Coachella Checkpoint Queue Concept: Consider Cabazon ‘Creation Conondrum’ Coloring Book”

  1. that owl : 4/8/08 at 8:38 pm

    LOL@the thought cloud. Funny.

  2. dave : 4/8/08 at 9:53 pm

    hi,
    just came across your blog and wanted to let you know it is interesting and professionally done. good job.

    regards,
    dave

    gocalifornia.blogspot.com

  3. [...] not going to be impressed. Might try the Wagon Wheel just one mile east at Cabazon (home to the creationist dinosaurs to [...]

  4. [...] gargantuan white windmills tower overhead, making DF feel shrunken-Alice-in-Wonderland-esque. The Cabazon dinosaurs from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure loom off to my right. A tanker truck with “Love’s BBQ [...]

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