Ryan,
I’m in the parking lot of Woodland Hills Marriot trying to liveblog the Cher convention. Next time I will not accept an assignment without first class airfare and accommodations. I keep getting thrown out of the business center for jimmying the door and am reduced to stealing a wireless connection from “ELAYNHUNTCORRECTIONALFACILITYâ€. I CAN NOT work under these conditions. [INMATE 00489710=]SHAKE YA ASS WATCH YASELF. My inbox has been compromised by felons and I keep receiving mail for someone named Michael Tyler who is probably an unsavory chara [INMATE 00489710=]SHOW ME WHAT YOU’RE WORKING WITH and I’m trying to IM you but you’re not online and people keep sending me prayers and propositioning me, [INMATE 00489710=]SHARP! LIKE YOU PULLED ME OUT THE PENCIL SHARPENER BAD! LIKE THAT STUDENT IN THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE PUT RAPPERS IN COFFINS THEY DIVE LIKE DOLPHINS not to mention that i have a logjam of intern reviews. I keep trying to post Intern eecue’s review but wordpress keeps filling up with gibberish. Please post it for me if you can:
TACOS EL GAVILAN –
When I worked at the world’s largest skateboard company World Industries, I treated interns badly. [INMATE 00489710=] I CAME HERE WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND DON’T MAKE ME LEAVE HERE WITH MY FOOT IN YO’ ASS; BE COOL AND DON’T WORRY BOUT HOW I’M RIPPIN THIS SHIT to say if I am actually providing any worthwhile insight into the culinary
[INMATE 00489710=]SHAKE YA ASS WATCH YA SELF having fun and that is what counts right.
[MSG FWD: INMATE 00489710=] MYSTIKAL YOU MY HUUUSBAND! KEEP YO HEAD UP AND BE COOL. due to a combination of wedding
induced psychosis and near heat exhaustion, thanks to the giant roof top chiller that cools our building being on the fritz, I reneged, bitching about not wanting to drive more than a few miles from Downtown and requesting a different restaurant to review [INMATE 00489710=]If IT DON’T BUMP OFF IN THE CLUB YOU CAN’T ROCK
IF IT AIN’T 808 IN THE TRUNK IT AIN’T KNOCK
IF YOU ROUND OUR NECK OF THE WOODS YOU BETTER STOP
CUZ THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOCK GONNA SHOW YOU WHERE TO DROP, AHHHH
