![Let Us Now Hearken One Week Prior To The Day When I Did Soar And Shit Over Some 50,000 Lovely Burnouts](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jeffchiliburger3-192x140.jpg)
Good and fair citizens of Los Angeles I have been travelling, shitting and soaring abroad for a number of months. I have many tales to…
![Th'Eve In Which Didst Carve M'Self In'ta Gourd A'fore Shitting On Two Cars](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jeffchiliburger2-192x140.jpg)
’Twere a night unlike any other, lads. All Hallows Eve, they called it. Throughout the city the sounds coo! coo! bk coooo! were replaced by…
![Our city-streets: Where did the names origi-nate?](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jeffchiliburger1-192x140.jpg)
Our city-streets, neighbours. I fly above. I take shit. Shit go down. People do-not like. But I take, anywa-y. I shit on streets daily. I…
![Why I Did Not Vote On Tues-Day](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jeffchiliburger-192x140.jpg)
I had every intention of voting today, fellow denizens. June Gloom in full effect. Lunchtime. I pull up to the spot, only to discover my…