Let Us Now Hearken One Week Prior To The Day When I Did Soar And Shit Over Some 50,000 Lovely Burnouts

Let Us Now Hearken One Week Prior To The Day When I Did Soar And Shit Over Some 50,000 Lovely Burnouts

Good and fair citizens of Los Angeles I have been travelling, shitting and soaring abroad for a number of months. I have many tales to…

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Th'Eve In Which Didst Carve M'Self In'ta Gourd A'fore Shitting On Two Cars

Th’Eve In Which Didst Carve M’Self In’ta Gourd A’fore Shitting On Two Cars

’Twere a night unlike any other, lads. All Hallows Eve, they called it. Throughout the city the sounds coo! coo! bk coooo! were replaced by…

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Our city-streets: Where did the names origi-nate?

Our city-streets: Where did the names origi-nate?

Our city-streets, neighbours. I fly above. I take shit. Shit go down. People do-not like. But I take, anywa-y. I shit on streets daily. I…

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Why I Did Not Vote On Tues-Day

Why I Did Not Vote On Tues-Day

I had every intention of voting today, fellow denizens. June Gloom in full effect. Lunchtime. I pull up to the spot, only to discover my…

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