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By Ryan - Friday March 13th 2009 |
Your camp maintains the phony twitter feeds from washed-up celebrities, movie characters and inanimate objects are the jokes of yesterday. Our camp disagrees, cut from the cloth of the devout followers of John Kreese (as scripted by Paul Scheer). Still, we sit and sup daily, side by side on twitter, unequivocally agreeing that tweets from the Kogi BBQ Truck occupy a special, indescribable, sacred place within the psyche of today’s wired Los Angeles foodie. Things have been more or less balanced within the kogiverse, once we accepted and acknowledged that fact. When Phony Kogi showed up on the playground one day and thousands of people begin following his feed, we had questions, naturally. Are all of the thousands of followers in on the joke, over at fake Kogi feed? If so – or, more importantly, if not – where did they come from? The legitimate Kogi feed has less than 9,000 followers at press time. Where and how might a lawsuit be filed, based solely on text characters? Would that be defamation of text character? (“They used our trademarked capital “L” trick, so we sued for infringement…”) And just what is Phony Kogi’s beef, is he sick of the overhype of the original Kogi? Disgruntled ex-employee? Jealous competitor? Just bored? How long until Phony Kogi gets pulled? Will he get pulled? Are there twitter police? What twitter expert out there can tell me how this stuff plays out, or if it does? Help. Also, who cares. Let us all enjoy a hand-picked basket of tweets from Phony Kogi at this time:
New special for Lent: Anyone willing to wait 40 minutes for their food will get 5% off.
12:19 AM Mar 4th from webis at Terminal 6 LAX you’ll luv our Venice Alley Kimchi Quesadilla
8:19 PM Feb 24th from webWe’ve just added a third truck. Dubbed ‘Negro’ this 60ft semi-trailer truck is big and black with supplies to satisfy multiple customers.
8:19 PM Feb 23rd from web
By Ryan - Monday September 29th 2008 |
LOSANJEALOUS (Losanjealous):: The week begins. The economy is in the shitter, and Congress is flushing. Palin parties are being scheduled all over town for Thursday: Alaskan beer, Delaware lump crab dip for the crackers, shits and giggles all around. The University of Oklahoma remains undefeated. (Sorry USC.) The cards are being dealt in Commerce, the hybrid tomato vines show no sign of slowing their annual yield, the City of Industry now contains industries with an autumnal color palette. And over at some local music-and-culture blog by the name of Losanjealous, we take a look into the past – something we rarely do – and pull three dusty names from the vault, engage in conversation and, for lack of a more appropriate criminally overused phrase, play catchup. The names in question are:
The aforementioned names may ignite a smattering of recognition sparks for the longtime reader. But if you’ve been reading this website for less than a year, you likely have no idea who in the hell these people are and what their roles in the Losanjealous universe as we know it may be. Goddammit. It is my job to change all that this week. Stick around.
By La Verne Casagrande - Thursday April 24th 2008 |
The opacity of yesterday’s apparent “STAR MISSING” publicity stunt launched by That’s So Raven Disney actor Orlando Brown is rapidly clearing, and yet the “news” made CNN’s front page today. For this modern triumph of publicity, let us hereby declare April 24 National Orlando Brown Is No Longer Missing Day! Truly, for one brief moment we stopped reading about the fucking Democratic superdelegates, paused, wtf‘d and eventually read and reread (and reread again) the alluring and wholly believable tale of an apparent That’s So Raven actor and aspiring musician previously charged with marijuana possession in Houston (one fact CNN neglected to mention), who “disappeared” following a meeting with his manager in or around an undisclosed Studio City 7-11, and then promptly turned up a few hours later following some much-needed “alone” time. Says Brown of the incident:
“I have no further comments.”
Manager Ricky Romance: We Salute You! Publicist Elayne Rivers: We Salute You!
( AP | CNN | HuffPo | Celebitchy | People | Defamer | Wiki )
By Ryan - Thursday February 14th 2008 |
News comes from Eater today that a Mcdonald’s in Hacienda Heights has undergone the chain’s first transition (more to follow) into what they hope will now be a more relaxed, Feng Shui’d, Zen-like beef-and-cheese-purchase- inducing atmosphere, inside and out. To be sure, years of serving up beef and those beef-extract-inclusive french fries under the shadow of the Heights’ Hsi Lai (pictured), the nation’s largest Buddhist temple, have had a marked effect on the Hacienda’s hamburger-serving outpost. Mcdonald’s Corporation, bodhisattva to the world’s beef-eating masses if you will, has had a (presumed) longstanding tradition of operating under the Buddhist tenet The greatest quality is seeking to serve others (Atisha, 11th cen.) Let this then be further testament to the awakened purity of the Board of Directors’ collective selfless souls.
Related: My favorite Mcdonald’s site to date remains a true paean to the (Heights-inclusive) SG Valley: http://www.i-am-asian.com/
» Only in SoCal: The Country’s First Feng Shui McDonald’s (Eater)
By Ryan - Friday June 29th 2007 |
By Ryan - Wednesday June 27th 2007 |
LOSANJEALOUS (Losanjealous):: One of our hundred-dozen field reporters sends in these topical, in-the-moment photos of the items currently serving time on Sunset as they await Sir McCartney and Ms. Hilton, respectively….[WARNING: PARIS LOITERERS AFTER THE JUMP]

»continue reading BREAKING OPERATION CLUSTERFUCK UPDATE: Pianos, People Await Parisian-British Co-Invasion
By Ron - Wednesday April 18th 2007 |

Scoops listens: add your flavor suggestions in comments below.
By Ryan - Sunday April 15th 2007 |
348pm
W2 Numero Uno. Here we go.
Now entering Box B: Employer Identification Number.
My Number: [redacted]
351pm
Superman II is on television. Hm.
352
Cracking beer.
353
Filling out Application for Automatic Extension To File U.S. Individual Income Tax Return Form 4868.
354pm
Done.
By Ryan - Sunday February 25th 2007 |
Above: Master of Ceremonies B. Fortuna keeps the crowd in stitches at the Kodak Theatre |
I missed the Oscars last year due to being outside in nature. My mistake. This year I began preparing for the big event in advance. I turned the TV to HBO Zone West promptly at 3pm to follow all of the pre-Oscar action as it unfolded before my very eyes. Then I began liveblogging. Latest entries are at the bottom of the page. Refresh the page continually for the latest updates!
3pm
Holy shit why is Star Wars on. Kenobi just showed up and spooked the sandmen…
415pm
Fell fast asleep.
537pm
Woke up. The saga continues….
By Ron - Wednesday January 31st 2007 |
Too busy to list your own items on eBay? Then you definitely don’t have time to deal with an eBay reseller. Let Losanjealous sell your items through a third, fourth or fifth party service. Don’t delay, see for yourself why Losanjealous IS SELLING It on eBay!
| iSOLD It on eBay | We’ll SELL It on eBay | Losanjealous IS SELLING It on eBay | |
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| Verb Tense | Past | Future Indicative | Present Progressive |
| LA Locations | 3 | 2 | Inaugural store groundbreaking ceremony Q2’07 |
| Numerical explanation of how it works | It’s as easy as 1-2-3 | It’s as simple as 1, 2, 3 | YAY! JELL-O 1-2-3! |
| Amount you keep if item sells for $100 | $57.75 | $57.73 | $5.77 |
| Negative eBay Feedback Last 12 Months | 56 | 47 | ZERO! |
| # of items at press time | 357 | 167 | Operators are standing by |
By Ryan - Wednesday January 31st 2007 |

INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE END OF JANUARY PUZZLE
DISCLAIMER: This is not a comprehensive staff directory.
»continue reading The End of January Puzzle
By Lauren - Tuesday January 30th 2007 |
The delirium experienced in 100-degree-plus weather in the desert is pithy compared to the delirium I experienced when I read about this year’s Coachella lineup. Shedding their traditional “mecca-of-emo-rock-punk-rap-indie-alt-reggae-tools-that’s-only-a-little- temperately-cooler-than-burning-man,” Coachella organizers have done something truly original—they’ve brought it back, old school. I can’t think of any other way to share my excitement, and contain my excrement, than to just lay it all out on the line. Prepare to be blown away.
»continue reading One Coachelluva Lineup!
By Ron - Saturday January 27th 2007 |
What the fuck is this shit?
Each week, the New Yorker provides a cartoon in need of a caption. Each week, Losanjealous submits the same entry. We have yet to win the contest. Feel free to comment with your own losing entries.
By Ryan - Wednesday January 10th 2007 |
Congratulations to our TIED December 2006 Commenters of the Month, Jenn and Jeff. As the Losanjealous staff is “tied” up on a conference call with our Tokyo office at present, we asked them to kindly interview each other. Today: Jeff Interviews Jenn, avid commenter, traveller, city worker and indie rock fan.
Jeff: Have you seen the Big Lebowski yet?
Jenn: Nope, Jeff Bridges intimidates me. Besides if a movie is considered “great” or just overly popular I tend to wait awhile before watching it as a form of rebellion.I’ll put it on the pile that I save for rainy days (like Pulp Fiction).
Do you think that (like others) you will stop posting on Losanjealous now that you’ve won the commenter of the month award?
»continue reading Losanjealous’ December 2006 Commenter of the Month: TIE: Jenn and Jeff (Part Two)
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