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Everyone You Know Some Day Will Die: The Flaming Lips, Hollywood Forever Cemetery, June 14-15 2011
By - Sunday June 26th 2011



Asobi Seksu and Loney, Dear, Live at the Troubadour, October 1, 2009
By - Wednesday October 07th 2009




The Bicycle Brief, Chapter 4: Math And Stuff
By - Monday June 30th 2008

Now that it’s summer and I’ve made it through an entire season without owning a vehicle in L.A., I decided to add up the miles I’ve traveled (excluding rides with friends and walking) since taking on the experiment with carlessness. I’m not great at math, but here goes …

    Total miles biked: 546
    Days biked to work: 85
    Miles driven: 26
    Cost of refueling the rental car ($4.63/gallon): $6.74
    Number of hybrid bikes I could buy for what the (previously desired) hybrid Honda costs: 60
    People who told me I inspired them to ride a bike: 2
    People who looked concerned about my mental health when I answered “no” to the question “So, are you going to buy another car?”: Far more than 2
    Weekend days it was hot enough to sear flesh but I got out there anyway: 3
    Months before I broke down and bought a basket for grocery purchases: 3.5
    Calories burned, according to dubious online calculator: 28,050
    Executives at my company that I unexpectedly encountered post-ride (i.e. disheveled, sweaty) on the weekend: 2
    Normal people at my company that I encountered: 0
    Days I’ve seen that squashed crow on my commute: 9 (somebody pick that thing up)
    Yippy dogs charging at me: 1
    Car doors smacking me: 1
    Group rides: 1
    Freeway rides: 0

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The Bicycle Brief, Chapter 3: Friday Night Mass
By - Tuesday June 03rd 2008

On Friday night after work I dragged my tired ass to Critical Mass, my first experience riding in non-formation with other bikers for blocks and blocks. When I lived in San Francisco, I would get wistful when Critical Mass rolled around, since my mountain bike was stolen from a second-floor balcony by some soulless spider-man and I didn’t bother to replace it. So I finally went to check it out, arriving at the Wilshire & Western Metro stop slightly after the designated “show up” time and well before the thing got rolling.

We rode north, which was nice because I had plans later and they were to (a) scarf a Skooby’s dog and (b) meet a friend in North Hollywood to catch a ride to Spaceland. So heading up Western, cutting over to Cahuenga, continuing north to Hollywood Boulevard … all good. Very, very good. I split off from the group at Hollywood and also managed to lose track of two friends around dusk, about 8:15. So I got a half-hour communal ride in, and it was a lot of fun. But I have two questions:
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The Bicycle Brief, Chapter 2: Invisible Bike (Non Lolcat Version)
By - Tuesday May 20th 2008

If you’re a biker in L.A. who’s even remotely afraid of ending up in traction, you know of the constant struggle to find the least undesirable option in getting from point A to point B. Sometimes you choose wrong and nearly get pushed into traffic by the very people who are supposed to protect and serve, like I did on Saturday.

Riding on Melrose east of Fairfax is one of my worst nightmares, so I was taking alleys, even though they’re filled with potholes and scary Dumpster detritus. As I got closer to the the hot dog-scented intersection of Melrose and La Brea, though, I started to bike on the sidewalk alongside Melrose, stopping at a red light before La Brea. As the light changed (including a walk light), a cop car on my right stopped just short of the street, taking up the entire width of the crosswalk I was about to cross.
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In Celebration of “Bike To Work” Week
By - Monday May 12th 2008

May 12-16 is Bike to Work Week, and it looks like the weather here will be accommodating as usual. So take this opportunity to leave behind L.A.’s bumper-to-bumper traffic and get on the side of the greasy, dirty road — permanently if possible. It’s easier than you might think.

Every week for me is bike-to-work week, because I have done the unthinkable and decided to live without a car in Los Angeles. I’ve biked sporadically for a few years, but since my Honda went to compact heaven in January, I’ve adjusted to a new reality: riding to work every day whether I feel like it or not, biking to grab dinner when I’m so hungry I can’t see straight, and tempting fate on the way home from bars/parties. The past few months have been eye-opening, and the biggest lesson I’ve learned is that only about 2% of drivers know what to do when they encounter a bike. I have been car-doored, honked at, sneered at. One morning I almost wiped out a squirrel, which really entertained a woman driving in the opposite direction. I’ve been mentally filing away run-ins with idiotic drivers and other dangers, and I’ll be checking in here with some tales as well as detailing the latest reasons for swearing at motorists.
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Princeton, Grand Ole Party and Vampire Weekend at the Echo on December 3, 2007
By - Wednesday December 05th 2007

Princeton
Princeton’s Jesse Kivel

Irresistible band(s) alert! Vampire Weekend may have been the much-anticipated main event Monday night at the Echo — even warranting a rare pre-set introduction from KCRW’s Dan Wilcox, who said we were in for a “major treat” — but the two opening acts were so endearing as to be tiny treat pellets that might grow into full-blown treats all their own someday soon.
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Neko Case at the Disney Concert Hall on November 16, 2007
By - Monday November 19th 2007

Neko
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Annuals at the Troubadour on November 15, 2007
By - Friday November 16th 2007


COACHELLA TICKET GIVEAWAY CLUE #3:

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Annuals
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Enon at The Echo on November 3, 2007
By - Monday November 05th 2007

Enon
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Tokyo Police Club at the El Rey Theater — October 23, 2007
By - Wednesday October 24th 2007

TPC
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The Flaming Lips @ The Petco Park Parking Lot, San Diego, 8/25/07
By - Monday August 27th 2007

The Flaming Lips @ The Petco Park Parking Lot, San Diego, 8/25/07

The Flaming Lips @ The Petco Park Parking Lot, San Diego, 8/25/07
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St. Vincent & Death Vessel @ Echo, 8/4/07
By - Monday August 06th 2007

Annie Clark

Annie Clark
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The Format, Limbeck @ Avalon, 8/1/07
By - Thursday August 02nd 2007

The Format @ Avalon, 8/1/07

The Format @ Avalon, 8/1/07
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Vampire Weekend @ Silverlake Lounge, 7/17/07
By - Wednesday July 18th 2007

VWOn their second night ever playing in Los Angeles, Vampire Weekend hit the Silverlake Lounge stage and declared their love for our city, citing its sunshine and quinoa. Singer Ezra Koenig even introduced “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa,” substituting the last two words with “quinoa quinoa.” Either these Brooklyn kids have never encountered extensive vegetarian-friendly menus before or this is a grain-related inside joke that maybe I don’t want to get.
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