Stallone: Does His Pudding Make You Beefier?
By Ryan - Thursday June 16th 2005 |
Tweet |
Ladies and gentlemen – as soon as we’ve amassed $36.90 total (on sale from a dodgy-looking discount site), our little experiment begins. I will order a case of Stallone Pudding and subside on nothing but the pudding until it is gone. Not so much as a single green bean shall I eat until the pudding is gone. I am hoping to make the pudding last at least two weeks, and it is no exaggeration to say that I may very well die from lack of nutrition. The various risks will be determined by the doctors I discuss this experiment with prior to the beginning of the experiment.
The bottom line is that I will live the daily life of a Stallone inasmuch as I can. If that has to include sparring matches with Frank Stallone, so be it. Through pudding I will Stallone Size myself. Along with a team of doctors I will be measuring pudding effectiveness, pudding-to-body fat ratio, general stallone-appearance-generatingness, Italian Stallionness and tastiness. I will ultimately determine if, after one case of pudding (and nothing else), I look like Stallone in either face or body.
Is the proof indeed in the pudding? Click the button here to donate securely via paypal – visa or mastercard. Rest assured your payment is secure and the pudding will be eaten.
What are you waiting for… Stallone Size Me.
[...] It’s no secret that in my youth I’ve made some questionable choices when it comes time for dinner. It takes a strong stomach to bring you the hard, cold facts regarding porkneck soup, sizzling pork bellies, steaming oki-dogs, philly cheesesteak shacks, all-pudding diets and armenian-salvadorian booze binges. As much as it pains me to say it, I’ve got to look in the mirror and recognize that I’m a man getting on in years. Recently the doctor advised me to watch the diet. Since that day I’ve been watching it well, but not changing a thing about it. Today, I’m starting with the man in the mirror. I’m asking him to make a change. Make no bones about it: my days are numbered in the chilicheese circuit. [...]
[...] The Reward: The fourth person to e-mail the correct answer to [email protected] wins a pair of tickets to hear Bearded Terry Riley’s groundbreaking IN C and a cup of Stallone® pudding to enjoy during intermission. [...]
[...] on Frank Stallone: Stallone: Does His Pudding Make You Beefier? Stallone to Punch, Sign Books At Grove Barnes and Gravy What now? See More In LA Culture, [...]
[...] news that Frank Stallone (brother and esteemed sparring partner to the one and-only pudding-slinging thespian) will rock the UnUrban Coffee shop on Pico Boulevard tomorrow evening, July 10, with full Frank [...]