Wax Museum Whacked

After 43 years Movieland Wax Museum announced it will be closing at the end of the month. What drove the museum out of business?

titanic failure

  • Maintenance costs of picking wax from museum carpets out of control
  • Visitors would rather spend $15 admission on Medieval Times royalty package upgrade
  • High budget Sister Act movie set inexplicably failed to draw crowds after 1992
  • Management investing in more profitable Movieland Brazilian Wax Salon
  • Tourists finally began figuring out Buena Park is not actually Movieland
  • Authorities too close to discovering why the figures look so real
  • Wax figures of antiquated celebrities simply uninteresting

Why else is Movieland Wax Museum closing?