Mr. T Visitor Guide: Glenn Danzig Haunted House

T on Danzig

The Basics: Listen up Fool! This is the Haunted House of Glenn Danzig!

Neighborhood: Los Feliz

Why You Should Visit: See it now before I tear it down with my bare hands. It’s an eyesore!

Additional Notes: This house just makes me mad. Messy houses always do. I like to mop up floors with this house. Gaudy houses make me mad, too. So take it from me: Mister T. If you’re a house, don’t be messy or gaudy. I’ll rough you up, house! GRRR