Blog Post #113B
1: Damn.
2: What?
1: I had this great post idea…
2: And?
1: I lost it.
2: Lost it?
1: Lost it. Or forgot it. Lost it.
2: Oh.
1: I could just see it. It was going to be great.
2: But?
1: I lost it.
2: Right. Maybe you never had it in the first place. Have you considered that? “Lost†implies previous possession.
1: No, I definitely had it. I had a clever take on a timely story set in Los Angeles. It was perfect. I saw it being linked all over the blogosphere. Everyone commented on it. Pete alone commented on the post 9 times.
2: Maybe I can help you find it again. Was it this: Subway to Sea Viable? Lots of potential in that story.
1: No, that wasn’t it. And what potential?
2: How about that story on the In-N-Out family from the Sunday magazine? You could do a whole “secret menu of In-N-Out” thing. Totally So-Cal.
1: That wasn’t it. And that In-N-Out stuff’s been done to death.
Where the hell is this going? -Ed.
2: Saw that coming. Better get something up now. How about that bizarre story about Bob Barker trying to save the L.A. Zoo elephants? That’s like an L.A.-centric 2-fer: Zoo + Bob Barker = Comedy Gold.
1: Nah, don’t want to snark on that, it’s a decent cause. Even if the Price Is Right is absurd at this point.
2: Right.
1: OK, I’m trying.
2: But don’t try too hard. Everyone tries too hard. Relax.
1: OK. I’m relaxing. Letting the ideas come to me.
2: There you go.
1: Still relaxed. I’m laying here relaxed. Any minute now…
2: Here it comes…
1: Here it comes. Christ. Just put up some pictures or something.
2: Done.
1: Not bad. Think Pete will comment on it?
2: Definitely.
See me. -Ed.
I’m actually getting the feeling Egyptian Lover will comment.
I appreciate your interest in my commentary. I had not planned to comment upon this post (I did not find it all that interesting) but I felt I should acknowledge your premonition of my pending utterance. I generally feel that it is best for one to reserve comment unless it is actually pertinent to the discussion at hand. There is far too much commenting for the sake of commenting these days; too many people in love with the sound of their own voice. I have tried my best to remain apart from that static.
Best Wishes,
E.L.
I made a shirt out of that image and, AND made him look 40 years younger. Dude looks like he’s 200, but check this. inside sources say that adelphia cable cut off his adult channels as it was moving more toward a faith based organization and he lost it, threated legal action and they reinstated it.
It’s like, “yeah, motherfucker. I’m fine.”
Glad to hear it, Pete. We were getting worried about you over here.
Yeah, I had myself a bit of a schoolwork crunch last week and weekend, but I’m totally back now, ready to do a couple more lines and get back to dancing on tables at whatever club Amanda Scheer Demme is running this week.
welcome back pete. you were missed. Fortunately we had Egyptian Lover to tide us through.
I want to make a friend with you. Thanks you
I haven’t been up to anything these days. So it goes. I can’t be bothered with anything these days.
Thank You