The Losanjealous Family Circus
By Ron - Friday April 07th 2006
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“I shot the Pope.”
“See Jeffie, this crazy behavior is the reason Mom and Dad won’t let Tyrone and Darnell come over and play.”
50 bucks says the next effect is a vertical-triple-diamond-outward wipe.
“His is definitely bigger than Howdy Doody’s. Where else do you think the Mandingo myth started from?”
“Those are what they call ‘black people,’ Jeffy. You see, Brigham Young taught that the Book of Abraham tells of how Ethiopians suffered the Curse of Ham and had their skin darkened as punishment. All their decendents carry the curse, this way you can tell if their seed has been mixed with ours.”
“wow, jeffy, they’re almost as lifelike as us!”
“Let’s hope Francine Dancer is on next!”
“Yeah, this is pretty much what Mary Baker Eddy had in mind when she founded the Church of Christ, Scientist.”
Hey Jeffy, where do you think his other hand is?
“Wow, Jeffy, I didn’t know black people could be autistic, too!”
“i don’t care if the midget on the tv looks happy Jeffy. I’m not putting my hand up your ass again.”
I think we have a winner!
How did they get in here?
Sweet! “Golden Girls” is on!
No Jeffy, I’m just waiting for Zoomadog.
“See Jeffy, I told you it’s OK when I put my hand up your ass.”
Sorry Charlie, I missed your comment the first time. You win…
This time.
Don’t worry guys, there’s plenty of room for everyone’s hand-up-the-ass comment around here.
Ooooh, there’s someone else on this website who knows the collected works of Francine Dancer!
Ya know Jeffy, at first I thought you were crazy and had watched the film “Magic” one too many times.(http://imdb.com/title/tt0077889/) But after looking closely into that son-of-a-bitches eyes, ya, I think your right, that muthafuckin puppet aims to kill us. If “Crash” has taught us anything Jeffy, white people in L.A. need to shoot the black puppets first before they can. Get the glock, Jeffy, and get it quick. We’re gonna roll these two mark-ass punks up and burn em to a crisp.
Better revised version-
Ya know Jeffy, at first I thought you were crazy and had watched the film “Magic†one too many times.(http://imdb.com/title/tt0077889/) But after looking closely into that son-of-a-bitches eyes, ya, I think your right, that muthafuckin puppet aims to kill us. If “Crash†has taught us anything Jeffy, white cartoons in L.A. need to shoot the black puppets first before they can. Get the glock, Jeffy, and get it quick. We’re gonna roll these two mark-ass punks up and burn em to a crisp.
Is this the new Mr.jaRogers, Jeffy?
Which one is Mr Rogers, Jeffy?
“Daaaaaaaaaaamn!”
“No Jeffy, they’re really BOTH puppets made by God to obey our imperialistic overseas missionaries! Neat huh?â€