The Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu
While we mourn the recent passing of the matriarch of the In-N-Out empire, we can use the occasion to exclusively reveal the Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu without fear of reprisal. Wander into your favorite In-N-Out and ask for any one of the below items. If the cashier pretends to not know what you are talking about, give them a knowing look in the eye and little nod so they’ll know you’re cool and hook you up.
The Cold Karl – A generous dollop of chocolate shake ice cream coiled atop an open-faced pair of buns.
The Monet – An inverted paper employee hat filled with 32 oz. of burger dressing, topped with pickles floated on the surface.
√(4 x 4)/4 – Hamburger.Vegan Style – 4 leafs of lettuce between 2 leafs of lettuce.
John 3:16 style fries – Fries, no salt.
Mt. Rushmore – 4 fresh whole potatoes, peeled and hand carved to the likenesses of Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln, deep-fried to golden brown perfection.
Deluxe Flying Dutchman - Kobe beef culotte steak, seved with jalapeno marmalade, with roasted tomato and morel mushroom flan on the side.The Billy – After ordering, head out back by the dumpsters and wait a bit. Billy will blow you on his next break. (Hollywood location, Weds 4-8 only.)
Any In-N-Out insiders are welcome to anonymously leave any Secret Secret Menu items we may have left out in the comments below.
I was given an In-n-Out burger coin on a flight in 2001, I sat next to the In-n-Out head of IT and he gave me a business card and the coin. I’m from England and assumed these coins were fairly commonplace. I brought the coin to California with me this week and mentioned to friends I was going to grab a free meal at In-n-Out using it. My friends were immediately intrigued and said they’d never heard of these coins, and they’d lived in California their entire lives. So we Googled it and checked eBay and could find only the references on this forum & a couple of others. I asked for the manager at In-n-Out near Oakland airport this evening and he said he’s worked for In-n-Out for more than 10 years and has never seen one of the coins ! However, he did know to ask me how I got the coin as that is part of the manager training ! So I told him and decided to keep it…for now !
The Rosie O’Donnell: Two pink pig patties, extra pink with The Donald on the side. It’s a Redding favorite.
They will NOT SERVE YOU AN EXTRA LARGE SHAKE
the jessica simpson:
two hut buns, empty inside.
OBAMA = 1/2 CHOCOLATE & 1/2 VANILLA SHAKE
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