The Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu
While we mourn the recent passing of the matriarch of the In-N-Out empire, we can use the occasion to exclusively reveal the Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu without fear of reprisal. Wander into your favorite In-N-Out and ask for any one of the below items. If the cashier pretends to not know what you are talking about, give them a knowing look in the eye and little nod so they’ll know you’re cool and hook you up.
The Cold Karl – A generous dollop of chocolate shake ice cream coiled atop an open-faced pair of buns.
The Monet – An inverted paper employee hat filled with 32 oz. of burger dressing, topped with pickles floated on the surface.
√(4 x 4)/4 – Hamburger.
Vegan Style – 4 leafs of lettuce between 2 leafs of lettuce.
John 3:16 style fries – Fries, no salt.
Mt. Rushmore – 4 fresh whole potatoes, peeled and hand carved to the likenesses of Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln, deep-fried to golden brown perfection.
Deluxe Flying Dutchman – Kobe beef culotte steak, seved with jalapeno marmalade, with roasted tomato and morel mushroom flan on the side.
The Billy – After ordering, head out back by the dumpsters and wait a bit. Billy will blow you on his next break. (Hollywood location, Weds 4-8 only.)
Any In-N-Out insiders are welcome to anonymously leave any Secret Secret Menu items we may have left out in the comments below.