The Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu

A bit of the old in-out, in-out

While we mourn the recent passing of the matriarch of the In-N-Out empire, we can use the occasion to exclusively reveal the Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu without fear of reprisal. Wander into your favorite In-N-Out and ask for any one of the below items. If the cashier pretends to not know what you are talking about, give them a knowing look in the eye and little nod so they’ll know you’re cool and hook you up.

The Cold KarlA generous dollop of chocolate shake ice cream coiled atop an open-faced pair of buns.

The MonetAn inverted paper employee hat filled with 32 oz. of burger dressing, topped with pickles floated on the surface.

√(4 x 4)/4Hamburger.

Vegan Style4 leafs of lettuce between 2 leafs of lettuce.

John 3:16 style friesFries, no salt.

Mt. Rushmore4 fresh whole potatoes, peeled and hand carved to the likenesses of Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln, deep-fried to golden brown perfection.

Deluxe Flying Dutchman Kobe beef culotte steak, seved with jalapeno marmalade, with roasted tomato and morel mushroom flan on the side.

The BillyAfter ordering, head out back by the dumpsters and wait a bit. Billy will blow you on his next break. (Hollywood location, Weds 4-8 only.)

Any In-N-Out insiders are welcome to anonymously leave any Secret Secret Menu items we may have left out in the comments below.