Possible Great Place To Take Pee Found
By Ryan - Saturday October 07th 2006
We are talking serious win-win here, people. Enter: Satanic dumpsters on Alameda under the Metro Gold. Mere blocks away from the acclaimed Phillippe in Chinatown. What’s not to love about this area!?
- You can always find free, easy parking on Alameda if Chinatown be yon destination. Why you would risk the massive headache of the few clogged streets surrounding and bissecting Broadway is beyond me.
- Nobody hangs out here save 14-year-old punk skaters, riffraff and benevolent castoffs.
- This may well be a great place to take a pee. Judging by the look of things you would, by far, not be the first.
Thank me later.
If you have to drive to this location just to take a piss, shouldn’t you just wear a reliable pair of Depends? Thank me now.
Go ahead and risk peeing there if you must, but do not park your car here. I had a friend that lived in Chinatown and I was always hassled at night getting tickets and bartering with the parking lot guys and the “I’ll watch your car for a dollar” guys when I would visit him. I discovered this great “no man zone” right by these dumpsters where parking was unrestricted and the walk was short. I told him about it. He parked his car there overnight and went back to find it stolen. The can collecting guys told us if we wanted to find it, we should drive to Mexico. Not nice.
I can’t help thinking that that “Blackup” poster would’ve been much more effective had it read “Blackdafucup.”
Also, that would be killer if you were vacationing in Mexico and found your stolen car. Especially if you found it on the beach.
Lastly, I hear the “I’ll watch your car for a dollar” guys are unionizing and will soon be offering oil changes and certificates for free lap dances (at nearby adult establishments) for repeat customers.
Downtown is getting better and better all the time!
That’s Chinatown, not downtown. In downtown, you can urinate out in the open.
If I could, I would pee on this website… and that means A LOT. You guys are great, really, really really, really.
I’d (MV)Pee on the comment that Chinatown isn’t downtown.
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