Mr T. Visitor Guide: Why I Has A Beef Wif Lady Sovereign
The setup: Mr. T was late to the Tony Bennet show at the Kodak Theatre. Parking’s scarce for a tactical command unit and that fool Murdock gave me bunk directions. Luckily I ran into a midget in an alley.
The rationale: Face wasn’t pickin’ up his cell phone and any fool can give me better directions than Murdock.
The altercation: The midget didn’t know where the Kodak Theatre was. She started actin’ the fool, sayin’ she wasn’t from here and if I didn’t like it, try and deport her. Mr. T don’t take no backtalk. Then she gave T a bunk chiropractic adjustment. This ain’t over.
Mr. T: Midget! Point me to the Kodak Theatre
Lady Sov: Oi, wot?
Mr T: I said, tell Mr. T where the Kodak Theatre is. He’s late!
Lady Sov: I doesn’t know. I’s not from here. I’s just here doin’ Jimmy Kimmel.
Mr. T: Quit yo’ jibba jabba! Does yo’ momma know you talk like that? Take Mr. T out to the street and point him to Hollywood Boulevard. My leg is killing me from kicking fools’ doors down today. Maybe i’ll let you live, midget!
Lady Sov: Let me live? Lets ME live? Why doesn’t I help you wif a chiropractic adjustment, OI? Youse just messed wif the wrong midget. You and Jentina… finks you knows it all….grrr…grrr..
[hoists T up in the air and starts swinging him about by the legs]
Mr. T: Thank you, midget. My leg feels better. Now point me towards Hollywood Boulevard, fool.
Lady Sov: OI! Shut it! I’s about to drop kick you to Hollywood Boulevard. Then you’ll see about messin’ wif the biggest midget in the game!
Mr. T: Let me down fool! Don’t make me mad….grrr… T’s already late….HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Lady Sov: JAJA! You’se learned your lesson, right well, hasn’t ye?
Mr. T: MY LEG! What’d you do fool? THIS AIN’T OVER MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Sovereign
El Rey Theater
This Wednesday
November 13
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
holy shit!!!! that sovereign is gonna get pitied. we may have to start a collection for a prosthetic T.
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or even better, nekkid T
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i can’t believe she had the audacity to do that. i am sad for mr. t and you jeannette, very very sad.
She- Wanker!!!!
Allz forgiven. I just got back from the show at the El Rey during which she lost her voice twice, was reduced to tears and had to stop the show after 4 songs. I swear I wanted to hug her. I called Mr. T @ Cedars Sinai where he’s in T-raction and he told me the score is settled. He wishes her no ill will and hopes she has a speedy recovery. (Nervously I made a mental note never to mess with T)
You must be smokin’ the crack, Jeanette. Wanted to hug her? more like choke her. She came off as a spoiled brat who couldn’t get thru ANY songs. She might’ve attempted 4 (which is prolly kind), but never finished any. AND after pouting like a princess and storming off stage TWICE only to return and promising to “give us the show you deserve”. Alls she had to do was suck it up, give us 5 songs and be off in under an hour. LAME and totally UNPROFESSIONAL. I hope Jay-Z beats her.
When a voice goes out, it goes the fuck out, and trying to suck it up will do no good. A spoiled brat would have blamed it on the sound guy, stormed off stage, and holed up at The Standard. Those alligator tears were for reals.
At least she didn’t try to pull an Ashley Simpson.
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