Help Us Name Our Downstairs Conference Room
By La Verne Casagrande - Wednesday November 29th 2006
Fact of the matter is that we’ve been meaning to name the damn thing for six months now. Help us out. Should it be:
- Oki-1
- La Verne’s Casagrande
- Secret location of the Mountain Goats Show?
- Asian Newscaster Broadcast Hall?
- Bullshit Central
- Maggiano’s
- The Avalon
- The Fonda
- Not The Fonda
- Tacos La Fonda
- The Troub
- Not The Troub
- Alameda
- Enterprise Square
- The Omniplex
- The Zoo
- Cowboy Hall of Fame
- The Eliminator
- Pico Rivera
- Glendale
- Shill Central
- Universal Studios: Jurassic Park: The Ride
- The Jensen Rec Center
- Dave Hart
- Oki-3
- El Taco Movil
- Flagstaff
- The Getty
- The Den
- The Deck
- Other (fill in blank)
How about Fake Laughter Altar.
The Getty
How about the 60 westbound.
The Anjeal
Because anything considered ‘hip’ requires ‘The’ in the front.
The DeMarco Tribute Conference Room. Or TDTCR.
Just say Interpol, Jeff…. say it. C’mon.
Chavez Ravine.
Bacon-Dog HQ
is that the good algorithm or the bad one?
Oki-Dog (or oki-room) whateverz
The (Shittiest) Intersection
The 405: A Place for Many to Sit, Think & Converse
The Makeout Closet
LACR1: The Future Home of Comic-Con
Mother Brain
Shakeys
Charles Phoenix’s Slide of the Week
the ballroom
as in, “hey everybody, let’s ball”
The Getty offcourse
The Verizon Home Depot At&T Staples Losanjealous Villa
How about:
Jorge’s taco & bacon wrapped conference room.
the J.T.B.W.C.R.
Steve Jones’s OTHER conference room.
That unpleasant place.
The Bene Bene all natural conference room. Or just bene’s place to keep it short.
THE closet. So you guys can do ALL sorts of coming out of the close jokes.
And
The OFFICIAL King Taco banquet room.
I love King Taco, others also
so how about
OLE’ L.A.
Dodger Stadium Parking Lot…. with less homeless black dudes selling homemade FUCK GIANTZ t-shirts.
My 6th grade class went to Enterprise Square on a field trip. At the end of the day, they took us upstairs and taught us how to write checks. Also, speaking of things that happen at Enterprise Square, I think that a good name for your conference room would be Robots From Outer Space Explain Capitalism to You in a Video.
Oklahoma’s not in Los Angeles!
uncle toby’s
The Taco scene playhouse
The Backdoor closet (it’s whatever is going thru your mind)
The TOY shack
Section C3
Bush’s DARK place
And
Jorge’s hand tossed corn fed chimichonga shack
The Geffen Room at the Broad Center.
Yo mammas place
The needle depository
Griffith observatory’s OTHER basement
The TACO cart combo
The Cockpit
Chilita Gummover
De ChiliRoom
Loneliness Central, USA
Poseurville
Clown