Biandon to Wed
By La Verne Casagrande - Saturday December 16th 2006 |
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L.A. Galaxy forward and U.S. Soccer poster boy Landon Donovan will tie the knot with CBS midseason comedy Rules Of Engagement star, Bianca Kajlich on New Year’s Eve.
Biandon’s wedding registry is online, but I already made the couple something really special: an album of photos called “World Cup 2006–Precious Memories.” It includes images of all of Landon’s outstanding plays and many goals during Team USA’s campaign in Germany this summer. Best of all, it’s cost-effective since the fucker is totally blank.
Damn La Verne, yer cold! Fucking accurate but still cold. Worst thing was that Donovan was pretty cocky going into the WC talking like they were gonna take the cup. Despite that, I was still considering sending the lovely pair a gift (although my invite has yet to arrive, strange) but then I saw this little beauty:
http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products_g/4189544/index.cfm?clg=51&cm%5Fsrc=rgl&skus=4189544&fromrgl=1
Wha? $78 for 3 little strainers? Anybody buying shit for this guy is a chump.
Biandon’s gravy isn’t going to strain itself.