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Kind of Digging this Max Kellerman Radio Show
By - Tuesday January 18th 2011

MaxAnyone else? His newish 10am-2pm sports rap slot here in town on ESPN 710 am that is. Normally, I don’t cotton to New Yorkers carpetbagging to the LA market. And as a rule, I tend to hate anyone with the particular facial hair depicted in that photo. But I gotta admit, I’m was kind of feeling Max’s show the few times I’ve caught it so far. I’ll have to keep listening to really get a handle on what he’s all about. Or maybe it’s just that AM sports radio in this town is mostly a wasteland and anyone with a scintilla of intelligence and attitude will rise above. (Don’t get me started on Petros and “Money”. I’ll get around to laying out a list of crimes by those two meatheads some other day.)



Blake Griffin Dunk: Response to Mario Chalmers Edition (Video)
By - Thursday January 13th 2011

Hey, have you heard about this Blake Griffin guy? He’s pretty good.

Just had to revisit this trash-talk-to-two-hand-double-pump-flush sequence from last night’s Clips beatdown of the Heat.

Blake’s mouthpiece-chew-stare-down following some vicious carnage at the rim is fast becoming iconic. I’ve taken to wearing a mouthpiece all day here in the office just waiting for a moment to dangle it out and chew it while looking back at my victim in the eye. The UPS guy didn’t appreciate it after signing for my Zappos box.



Ron Artest: NBA Champion (Post-Game Press Conference Video)
By - Friday June 18th 2010

I got Wheaties box…?! I got Wheaties!… I’ll be here all day–well, not all day, ’cause I do want to go to a club… –Ron Artest

Seems like just yesterday he was cooking Thanksgiving dinner with Jackie Johnson and stripping down to his boxers on Jimmy Kimmel.

Congratulations to Ron Artest and the Los Angeles Lakers, your 2009-2010 NBA Champions.

UPDATED: Short clip of Ron celebrating at Wonderland at TMZ


RON ARTEST 2009-2010 SEASON COVERAGE ROUND-UP

This Week In Ron Artest: Ron Returns to Lineup After Missing 5 Games Due to Concussion
This Week In Ron Artest: Ron Sits Out Second Game Due to Christmas Concussion [right here]
This Week In Ron Artest News: Ron’s Emotional Open Letter to Tiger Woods [Losan-JeaLous]
Ron Artest of Los Angeles Lakers says he drank booze at halftime [ESPN]
Ron Artest Shows Up to ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ in His Underwear [NBA Funhouse]
Video: Ron Artest Cooked Thanksgiving Dinner with Jackie Johnson [Los-AnJealous]



Hank Gathers–20 Year Anniversary of His Far Too Early Death
By - Thursday March 04th 2010

Hank Gathers

There’s a nice remembrance piece in the USA Today on the occasion of today’s 20-year (!?) anniversary of the death of Hank Gathers. The Loyola Marymount Lions basketball star, he died–on-court–on March 4, 1990 at just 23-years old, the result of a known heart condition.

If you weren’t around back then or don’t remember him, his story is well worth checking out. (There’s even a new book out about him.) That tournament run Loyola went on, making the Elite Eight just days after his death, remains one of my all-time favorite memories, sports-related and in general.



Game Back On–Gagne Rejoins Dodgers
By - Friday February 19th 2010

GangneMixed feelings over the Dodgers picking up Eric Gagne for a minor league deal.

Didn’t really think we needed another arm at the back of the rotation and, as good as it would be good to see him in the Blue again for pure nostalgia, he’s obviously not the thrower he used to be, chemically enhanced or not.

If he’s here for middle relief and mop-up duty only, it just won’t have that same feeling when he trots out of the bullpen as it did in 2003.

It won’t be “GAME OVER” any longer, but more like “Game Being Held Until We Can Get To Broxton in the 9th” or “Game Lost Beyond Hope So Let’s Save Our Better Arms Until Tomorrow.” Instead of “Welcome to the Jungle,” we’ll have to find him a new signature tune. Maybe Tom Petty’s “The Waiting.”



They Let Shannon Dunk; Shannon Lets Us Down
By - Monday February 15th 2010

Shannon BrownWas that it? After all the hype–including my ownthat was it?

If you cared at all, you know by now that Shannon Brown failed to advance out of the first round of the NBA Slam Dunk Contest. 5-foot-something Nate Robinson won for a 3rd straight year, subsequently (thankfully) announcing his retirement. DeMar DeRozan, straight out of Compton (and USC) had a solid showing, going up against Nate in the final round.

Two relatively conservative dunks just wasn’t going to do it for Shannon. And if you bring out a Kobe Bryant to assist, you don’t just have him stand there and lob you a softball to dunk. Hell, I could have done that much.

The frustrating thing is his old McDonald’s High School All American slam dunk appearance from back in 2003 (where he would lose to some guy named LeBron) arguably showed more skill and creativity. As well as his funny-looking cornrow hair style. It’s here in some lousy quality 2003-era YouTube.

Clip of his two middling dunks from this past weekend below, should you want to relive the non-magic.

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Welcome Back, Ryo Ishikawa! First 2010 PGA Appearance at Northern Trust Open at Riviera Country Club This Weekend
By - Wednesday February 03rd 2010

Ryo!

Losanjealous is happy to welcome back to Pacific Palisades this weekend the 18-year-old rock star phenom of Japanese golf, the impressively coiffed, impeccably styled Ryo Ishikawa (石川 遼) a.k.a. the Bashful Prince (“Hanikami Ōji”).

SuperSport.com has a quote on his return to Riviera:

“Last year here, I was very, very nervous,” Ishikawa said Tuesday after an early practice round on the course nestled in the Pacific Palisades suburb of Los Angeles.

“But this year my mentality is much different. I experienced so many things last year. I’m much more comfortable.”

And of course, Ryo loves Los Angeles:

Ishikawa has visited a shopping mall in LA, and he tried In-N-Out Burger, the classic burger chain.

A huge fan of his, the Golf Girl assembled a collection of the varied pants stylings of Ryo:

»continue reading Welcome Back, Ryo Ishikawa! First 2010 PGA Appearance at Northern Trust Open at Riviera Country Club This Weekend



Dodger Caravan Today–Meet Fernando Valenzuela, Matt Kemp, some others at Roscoe’s, Culver City Best Buy and/or Olvera Street
By - Wednesday February 03rd 2010

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Kobe Bryant Becomes Lakers All-time Leading Scorer (Video)
By - Tuesday February 02nd 2010

Kobe Climbs North of West on Scoring List [WSJ]

Kobe Bryant slam-dunked his way past Jerry West in the third quarter on Monday night to become the Los Angeles Lakers’ all-time scoring leader. It was also fitting that Bryant’s point total in L.A.’s 95-93 loss to Memphis, 44, matched West’s number. He also passed West against the Grizzlies, the team West took over after he stopped running the Lakers. Bryant’s career total of 25,208 points places him 14th on the all-time list.

Video of the record-breaking bucket below.

»continue reading Kobe Bryant Becomes Lakers All-time Leading Scorer (Video)



R.I.P., Los Angeles Sol–We Hardly Knew Ye
By - Thursday January 28th 2010

Sol

Los Angeles Sol, 2009-2010

Los Angeles Sol of WPS folds after first season [AP]

The Sol drew a crowd of 14,832 to their opener last season, and ended up averaging more than 6,200 fans for home games at Home Depot Center. They finished the regular season 12-3-5, the best record in the league, before losing 1-0 to Sky Blue FC in the championship game.



Lakers Visit The White House, Present Jersey, Khloe Kardashian
By - Monday January 25th 2010

Obama Lakers

Obama Greets the Lakers New York Times (blog)

“I’m especially excited to meet Coach Phil Jackson, the zen master,” Mr. Obama said in the East Room. “I’ve been a fan of Coach Jackson’s ever since his days running the triangle offense in Chicago. I want to congratulate him on his 10th NBA championship, the most in history. I do want to point out that six of them came with the Bulls. I just want to point that out.”

Kobe

President Barack Obama shakes hands with Khloe Kardashian during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Monday, Jan. 25, 2010, during a ceremony honoring the Los Angeles Lakers 2008-2009 NBA basketball champions. Kardashian is married to Lakers forward Lamar Odom. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)



Michael Cooper: “[Expletive] UCLA”, Apologizes
By - Thursday January 21st 2010

CoooooooopOf course Coop gets a lifetime pass for his service to the Showtime Lakers, but in calling this out, we’re just looking out for John Wooden, who doesn’t need his 99-year-old ears soiled with this potty talk.

ESPN prints it as:

“My opening statement is [expletive] UCLA,” Cooper said to the assembled media.

Our minds ran wild over the 7 Dirty Words, turning over the possibilities. “Shit UCLA”? Etc. (We had just seen In The Loop, so concocting innovative new swears have been a big part of the killing the day here.)

Daily News print it as:

»continue reading Michael Cooper: “[Expletive] UCLA”, Apologizes



Laker Shannon Brown Headed to 2010 NBA Slam Dunk Contest
By - Monday January 18th 2010

Shannon

Shannon Brown to compete in 2010 Sprite Slam Dunk [NBA.com]

LetShannonDunk.com

YouTube search: “Shannon+Brown+dunk”



Matt Kemp, Dodgers Avoid Arbitration, Reach Agreement: 2 Yrs, $11 Mil
By - Friday January 15th 2010

Matt Kemp“Matt Kemp and the Los Angeles Dodgers reached a preliminary agreement Friday on a US$10.95-million, two-year contract, according to a person familiar with the negotiations.

The person spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because the deal, subject to a physical, hadn’t been completed.

The move means Los Angeles avoids salary arbitration with Kemp, who batted .297 with 26 homers and 101 RBIs last season. He also stole 34 bases and won his first Gold Glove in centre field.

Kemp would make $4 million in 2010 and $6.95 million in 2011, with the chance to earn another $500,000 in performance bonuses during the contract.” [TSN.ca]



Will Norm Chow Leave UCLA Hanging, As Kiffin Left Tennessee Hanging?
By - Wednesday January 13th 2010

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