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Hollywood Walk of Dubious Fame: Parkyakarkus

By Jeannette - Friday December 29th 2006

Parkyakarkus

WALK OF FAMER: Parkyakarkus

ENVIRONMENTAL CONSIDERATIONS: Star is situated in the driveway of a shady parking lot that charges $25.00 and is full of potholes




What now?

8 Responses to “Hollywood Walk of Dubious Fame: Parkyakarkus”

  1. cybele : 12/29/06 at 3:39 pm

    You forgot one of the more interesting tidbits from his life … he died of a heart attack during Lucille Ball’s Friar’s Club Roast.

  2. harvey : 12/29/06 at 5:17 pm

    that is correct cybele. in addition he is the father of albert brooks and bob einstein(super dave osborne-showtime, curb your enthusiasm) his real name was harry einstein. albert brooks real name is actually albert einstein!

  3. Jeff : 12/29/06 at 7:59 pm

    wait a minute…walk of famers are actually buried beneath their stars? Is that a Scientology thing?

    A lightbulb appears over George Romero’s head.

  4. EL CHAVO! : 12/31/06 at 10:48 pm

    Is this name pronounced “Park your carcass”? Cuz that would be entirely appropriate.

  5. harvey : 1/1/07 at 8:46 pm

    yes, that is the pronounciation, and thus he named one of his children, albert einstein!!

  6. Davy : 1/3/07 at 9:13 am

    And thus Albert changed his last name to Brooks!

    Harry Einstein was a radio commedian who did a Greek dialect and mangle the English language. Sometimes his first name was “Takacharrin.”

  7. [...] Which of your comments do you think helped you win this award? I would hope it was the “parkyakarkass” post, cuz I think the idea of a “Return of the Living Dead: Old Hollywood” movie would be “off the handle.” I bet Kevin Spacey will sign on no matter what. But I’m guessing that it was the heads-up I gave the Asian newscaster fans about the likely demographics of the Miho Hatori “straight out of purgatory” show coming up. [...]

  8. Frank Siegle : 8/7/09 at 11:40 pm

    Harry’s had two acting sons: Eddie Albert and Bob Einstein (was Super Dave Osborn)

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