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Pinkberry: What’s In The Powder?

By La Verne Casagrande - Thursday May 10th 2007

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Concerned citizens are up in arms about superstar yogurt stand Pinkberry. Led by local resident Bryan Williams, they’ve filed a lawsuit demanding the chain disclose its ingredients and/or stop calling itself frozen yogurt.

What’s actually in the powder?
Citizens postulate! Submit your own guesses below.

  • Chalk
  • Chalk-like substance
  • Some sort of Chalky something-or-other
  • A Chalky countenance
  • Nicotine
  • Asteroid particles
  • Bisquick
  • Salt
  • Some kind of healthy shit
  • Cocaine
  • Fred Ward’s Doormat Detritus
  • Pet Dander
  • Blogger Dander
  • Failed Gary Coleman Get Cash Now! scripts
  • Ground-up 14th Annual Daytime Emmy Statues (1987)
  • The Remains Of The Day



What now?

56 Responses to “Pinkberry: What’s In The Powder?”

  1. Posted by Michael 4/9/08 at 7:30 am # Reply

    hey rita,
    can you shoot me an email? have a short question to ask about pberry$

  2. Posted by Michael 4/9/08 at 7:30 am # Reply

    hey rita,
    can you shoot me an email? have a short question to ask about pberry$
    mikeyang84@gmail.com

  3. Posted by Jennifer 5/1/08 at 8:31 pm # Reply

    My husband used to own a bagel store. He had little brown bags he called “the secret ingredient” he made the employees add to the dough. Guess what, it was plain flour! PinkBerry Powder is probably just some plain old powdered sugar.

  4. Posted by Helloooo... Who Cares?! 9/6/08 at 5:00 am # Reply

    Who really cares whether or not there is a secret powder or ingredient in the yogurt. Isn’t that how ALL food companies differ from one another by own secret ingredients??? Do you expect the greatest master chefs in the world to stop what they’re doing and break down the ingredients in their creations to understand why it’s so great??? No, why would they to justify it?!?! If it’s not hurting people and no one’s dying from it who really gives a crap what’s in it as long as it’s not harmful and it tastes good!!!!!!! Why don’t all you guys who want to bash the product just stop and use that time and do something more productive in your life.

    BTW… I personally had tried Pinkberry once in NYC about a month or so ago on 32nd St. and I have to say that it was pretty damn good. I can’t wait to have another chance to try it again!

  5. Posted by amanda 2/3/09 at 11:02 pm # Reply

    Hi rita – Please email me (or anyone else that works for Pinkberry) please as I have some questions – I will even pay you for your time…seriously – thank you.

    amianda_adams@hotmail.com

  6. Posted by MOMO 2/12/09 at 8:58 am # Reply

    Um…… every delicious thing you can
    think of makes up pinkberry. :)

    how can it have chalk? :(

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