Pinkberry: What’s In The Powder?
Concerned citizens are up in arms about superstar yogurt stand Pinkberry. Led by local resident Bryan Williams, they’ve filed a lawsuit demanding the chain disclose its ingredients and/or stop calling itself frozen yogurt.
What’s actually in the powder? Citizens postulate! Submit your own guesses below.
- Chalk
- Chalk-like substance
- Some sort of Chalky something-or-other
- A Chalky countenance
- Nicotine
- Asteroid particles
- Bisquick
- Salt
- Some kind of healthy shit
- Cocaine
- Fred Ward’s Doormat Detritus
- Pet Dander
- Blogger Dander
- Failed Gary Coleman Get Cash Now! scripts
- Ground-up 14th Annual Daytime Emmy Statues (1987)
- The Remains Of The Day
