Pinkberry: What’s In The Powder?


Concerned citizens are up in arms about superstar yogurt stand Pinkberry. Led by local resident Bryan Williams, they’ve filed a lawsuit demanding the chain disclose its ingredients and/or stop calling itself frozen yogurt.

What’s actually in the powder?
Citizens postulate! Submit your own guesses below.

  • Chalk
  • Chalk-like substance
  • Some sort of Chalky something-or-other
  • A Chalky countenance
  • Nicotine
  • Asteroid particles
  • Bisquick
  • Salt
  • Some kind of healthy shit
  • Cocaine
  • Fred Ward’s Doormat Detritus
  • Pet Dander
  • Blogger Dander
  • Failed Gary Coleman Get Cash Now! scripts
  • Ground-up 14th Annual Daytime Emmy Statues (1987)
  • The Remains Of The Day