Oh the duality of Portland.
Ryan, if strip clubs were all you wanted, you didn’t have to go to Portland. Surely, Van Nuys is closer than the Pacific Northwest. Sheesh.
You know the “Pirate’s Cove used to be Called the “Sandy Jug”. Which, as a strip club, earned it the nickname “The Handy Jugs.” Ha. Get it. Jugs. Cause there’s boobs there.
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Oh the duality of Portland.
Ryan, if strip clubs were all you wanted, you didn’t have to go to Portland. Surely, Van Nuys is closer than the Pacific Northwest. Sheesh.
You know the “Pirate’s Cove used to be Called the “Sandy Jug”. Which, as a strip club, earned it the nickname “The Handy Jugs.”
Ha. Get it. Jugs. Cause there’s boobs there.