Sermon on Forever XXI
By Rev. Losanjealous - Monday August 06th 2007
Verily brethren, Rev. Losanjealous was well pleased to learn this company walked in the way of the Lord. As they shew on their shopping bags.
In today’s sermon we will consider the following passages from LJV (Losanjealous Version)
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting Plastic Headbands and Ruched Knit Tops.” (John 3:16)
“Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they buy retail.”(Matthew 6:28)
“I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Diners Club.”(John 14.6-7)
Forever and ever 21, Amen.
