Fontwatch: My Favorite Dings

Web-Dings and Wing-Dings and Zap-Dings and Zong-Dings,
Subgenius Convos and New York Post Wrong-ings
Zapf Dingbats Showed Up in Nineteen-Sev-Eight,
These Are A Few Of My Favorite Dings!,

Q33NY Was All A Big Hoax Wow
Don’t Believe All That You Read In The Post Now!
Dings That Are Used To Make T-Shirts Sublime,
Buy Them On Vermont When You Find The Time!

Name Your Child Ding If
You Don’t Like Him
When I’m Feeling Bad
I Simply Remember My Favorite Dings
And Then I Don’t Feel…